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My crappy sleep patterns. I can't seem to sleep more than a couple of hours without waking up.

I'm going to make sure I get a lie in this weekend.

Just reread some of my posts. You'll be out like a light in no time at all.

HTH.

Kwacky wrote:My crappy sleep patterns. I can't seem to sleep more than a couple of hours without waking up.

I'm going to make sure I get a lie in this weekend.

Welcome to getting old

I believe the next stage is trying to keep dry at night funny how life goes full circle

Start life in nappies....end it the same way.

D41 wrote:Start life in nappies....end it the same way.

Afik my life began with me winning a post-coital race to the death....

However. on reflection, I'll be fairly content to go out in the same manner..

That would definitely be going out with a bang.

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Why does it decide to rain on the Saturday when all i get is weekends off. Fed up of this!! This happened loads last summer as well lovely through week but crappy weekends!!

If it makes you feel any better Ross..it's forecast for 'a cloud' here on Wednesday.

D41 wrote:If it makes you feel any better Ross..it's forecast for 'a cloud' here on Wednesday.

OK that's made me laugh

PEOPLE THAT DON'T RETURN CALLS!!!

Been trying to get hold of my Mortgage Advisor since Friday night (he was in on Friday, Saturday and today), 1 voicemail and 2 messages from call handlers to him but he hasn't returned the call...

We have to have an offer in before 6pm tonight on the house we viewed but need to talk to him about upping our budget

The company I work for. They can't organise a piss up in a brewery. I swear for a multi million pound company that does extremely well they are the tightest bunch of c&*ts going. Bought a new building 2 year ago and it needed a new roof, get contractors in to sort it, nope, get 2 Polish lads from warehouse to get trained up to do roofing and sort it out themselves. Only taken 2 years, and still counting. And now they have got ground workers in for the building as they are converting the warehouse to a production facility, the contractors won't take long but they need everything moved from the warehouse, now, literally now....exuse me, we've known this sort of crap was going to happen so why has it taken so long to pull their fingers out their arse to get it sorted before they even got here. The contractors are half way through their job as well. I swear noone thinks things through here it's just oh we shall deal with it when we cross that bridge!! So now I've been inducted on a building site to be able to walk and work on the site to move our stock. This could of been down ages ago without the hassle of having diggers and crap all around us. And to top it off our other warehouses didn't even know they would be getting the stock so they Andre now having to move their current stock and around to be able to fit extra stuff in their warehouses.

It would of been easier to knock down the building and create and build a state of art modern facility and it wouldn't of taken as long as this I swear

Trying to come up with a few words to be read at me Daddy's funeral, which is in a few days. I won't be attending it, so this is the best I can do.

Writer's block...brick wall, whatever. Stymied at the moment. 14 gallons of coffee coursing through my veins is prolly not helping.

D41 wrote:Trying to come up with a few words to be read at me Daddy's funeral, which is in a few days. I won't be attending it, so this is the best I can do.

Writer's block...brick wall, whatever. Stymied at the moment. 14 gallons of coffee coursing through my veins is prolly not helping.

How about.;
"Hello everyone, and thank you for attending and showing your respects to my father. Many of you may not recognise me, as I have been living overseas for some time, but I have made the journey back here to say farewell to the man who raised me."

Share you best memory with them, D41.

Exactly what Duke said. Speak from the heart, freely about how you saw your Dad and what made him special to you personally.

I imagine you've already made you mind up Darren, but airport to funeral service transport available here if you change it.

Monty wrote:I imagine you've already made you mind up Darren, but airport to funeral service transport available here if you change it.

Likewise, should I happen to be geographically better located for than Monty.

I watched my best mate from infant school do a eulogy for his dad a few weeks ago and was incredibly proud of him. I wussed out when my dad died and a little part of me has always regretted it.

Bahhhhh!! I sat for about three hours with a blank notepad before I remembered that his old constabulary had asked if they could do something in my absence.