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Yeah, I dated a girl from Dudley (and am still friends with her).

She describes herself as "gorgeous until I open my mouth".

She's typically modest, as you can tell.

Kwacky wrote:A lot of locals still call it Brummagem

So I've learnt! It's funny, as a kid I had no interest, well actually a complete aversion to learning History. I guess growing up in NZ where the civilised history only went back barely 200 yrs was part of it. But as I've got older I've become far more interested. The area my house is in has some very interesting history behind it and shortly after I bought the house I read quite a bit about it. So when it comes to Europe and the UK which have centuries upon centuries of civilised history I have a new found thirst for knowledge.

Kwacky wrote:That's Yammers. The Black Country accent in full flow is baffling. It's hard to believe these people live less than 20 miles away and effectively speak (sorry, spake) another language.

Don't worry, I can translate (being a yammer)

dogbot wrote:Yeah, I dated a girl from Dudley (and am still friends with her).

She describes herself as "gorgeous until I open my mouth".

She's typically modest, as you can tell.

If only there was something you could jam in her mouth to keep her quiet

dogbot wrote:
"gorgeous until I open my mouth".

That's how I describe myself too.

dogbot wrote:Yeah, I dated a girl from Dudley (and am still friends with her).

She describes herself as "gorgeous until I open my mouth".

She's typically modest, as you can tell.

did she have all her own teeth ?

Yeah. Amazing tits, too.

Road my bike today for the first time in months.

Realised there is no such thing as fast cars, just slow bikes

actually a really nice day to get out on the bike,can you leave the throttle WO when changing up with the QS ?

The wider the better

If ever a bike wanted a QS it's the ZX10R. Perks you NEED one. Believe me it's not a nice to have its a necessity

I will get one but im in no rush I want to get it mapped 1st by BSD but the tax man has put a hold on my biking plans for a while

Having a go at a cold caller about PPI! HATE THESE GUYS! Bit they refuse to put the phone down so they have to take it haha haha **** wankers make me so angry

A 2 hour technical update session has fried my brain.

Could be worse you could be talking to car insurance company, bike insurance company and private health care insurance companies and getting no where as all 3 seperate companies are equally as w@nk as each other

Booked tickets for Deadpool for mine and Perkles date night

Booked a sunday lunch for me, wifey and daughter for Sunday

Trying to work out which fire to put out next at work.

working form home again ,boring but im making some great contacts which will help me in the futture

Today and yesterday has been spent on a course to understand the Virtual Learning Environment (VLE) that the powers that be have decided we need to be using at work.

It's basically an online homework tool, designed to supplement the teaching that we do for the trainees.

And ironically, the course could easily have been done online, via the VLE!

But still, 2 days out of work is 2 days out of work!

Got up at stupid o'clock to get to Ipswich for 8.30..... Great run all the way until the A12 I hate that road!!
Did a detour via lucky dip on the satnav..... Ha ha ended up down a dirt track which would have been better suited to the sherco rather than the car lol

kiwikrasher wrote:

Kwacky wrote:A lot of locals still call it Brummagem

So I've learnt! It's funny, as a kid I had no interest, well actually a complete aversion to learning History. I guess growing up in NZ where the civilised history only went back barely 200 yrs was part of it. But as I've got older I've become far more interested. The area my house is in has some very interesting history behind it and shortly after I bought the house I read quite a bit about it. So when it comes to Europe and the UK which have centuries upon centuries of civilised history I have a new found thirst for knowledge.

Mate check out Stoke-on- Trent (I'm about 5th generation). Or the Potters, my Great Grandad owned a company that made ceramic fireplaces (Boardman Ceramics ) and my Grandma was was a manager at Wades in the 30s when to be frank women didn't have jobs in management (very very proud)

"Cast kick a bo agan a wo and hed it back and bost it!"

In in NZ "can one kick a ball against a wall and head it back an break it"

Waved goodbye to my lad. He's off to Switzerland for a few days skiing.

I'm going to miss the little sod