... yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is ...

... they will not remove any parts which need tools, so I'm in for a 6 hour round trip to go and remove them myself as I am allowed to do that... Next Monday then, early start to Newbury and home by lunch time hopefully, get some sleep then go to work. (y)

... you would have been quite pleased at the prospect of spending a bit of extra time in bed at the auspices of your girl .. Get well soon Kiwi, & next time you go down with the lurgy make sure you do it off-shore Well I actually need to be well again for this Saturday, since I’m getting married ...

I expect before you got back, you would have been quite pleased at the prospect of spending a bit of extra time in bed at the auspices of your girl ..

Get well soon Kiwi, & next time you go down with the lurgy make sure you do it off-shore

... and governments can decide where and when you can drive. New things I've heard are "no drive Sunday"... https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/10/05/man-kidnapped-by-his-runaway-ev-had-to-have-police-ram-his-car-off-the-road I didn't make it up in me head

Yes, and expect it to get much worse over the next 12 months as thousands of knuckle-dragging douchebags feel enabled by Tory rhetoric in the media.

It looks like the so called "war on motorists" is going to be the Tories preferred battleground for the next general election. Expect a load of scaremongering about more ulez, 20mph limits, restrictions on car use and 15 minute cities. Screenshot_20230929_075643_X.jpg ...

It looks like the so called "war on motorists" is going to be the Tories preferred battleground for the next general election.

Expect a load of scaremongering about more ulez, 20mph limits, restrictions on car use and 15 minute cities.

The Shrink Next Door.

... better for farmers... Not at all a self promotional article. Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk The boxes are re used, Jon. Returned with the next delivery and then used again as they are very sturdy.

"They" need to be very careful with that before the next election. You could see large groups of voters going to parties like Reform UK. We're still a single-issue voting public.

Living next door to Putin.

Very interesting. It’s about all the neighbour states and their issues with the Ukraine war and Russia.

... packaging...if it's not already there (????) The waste should be McDonalds problem, not the local councils. Maybe give people a reduction on their next visit if they return the packaging for recycling.

Had a good day today (after I got home from work). I took my Son to the supermarket, shopped for the next two nights dinner, came home and cooked it while he watched the Gruffalo movie, fitted my new saddle while the food cooked, ate a delicious meal and then had an hour ...

... entry program) so has only on exam. So we’ve been doing some driving practice. Knocked over 5 hrs this week. You know how when some one has sat next to you while you drive you’d expect them to pick up at least a little knowledge? Not with Autism!!! First roundabout I got him to turn right at ...

Yoghurt, walnuts and honey. I'm on a fasting diet with a bit of keto thrown in, only eating between 1pm and 8pm.

I've lost 1.7 kg in 8 days, so will hopefully be able to fit in my leathers by this time next week.

I'm happy to say the Yaris driver was fine, scared half to death but no injuries. I went to the doctors this morning and booked myself in for next Monday to have the stitches out, the nurse advised me to have a week off until then so I've signed off sick for a week. Called the insurance and they ...

The scale of this buildings crisis! I wonder if it’s so big it might bring the Governmrnt down. Some schools saying they cannot open next week. Perhaps it will illustrate the poor funding decisions that have blighted our public services, to the masses who seem to be blinkered. The result ...

The scale of this buildings crisis! I wonder if it’s so big it might bring the Governmrnt down.

Some schools saying they cannot open next week.

... a hoon on the bike. I said “we can go for a sensible mature ride” She looked at me and said “Whatever Father” 😂 So we had a good hoon 😇 Then the next day Jess had a RDO and we did a couple of hours on the Ducati and a pub lunch.