Who needs to watch soap operas?

I don't think I could grow a big enough beard in time.

Steak, lamb chop, 2 sausages, hamburger, egg and mushrooms.

Washed down with a pint of milk.

Do they do kits? Or do you have to list what you need?

I'll do it.

What have I got to do?

I'll lick if off before I hand it over.

they won't cure his age related hearing loss

a chip butty



before I go to the gym...

I had a textile dainese jacket when I first got into biking. It was a quality bit of kit. I might still have it.

I quite like the new sound. Sorry. I think it sounds better, more of a note to it rather than a noise.

It's easy to lose the love of riding when you use it every day. I've got the car for days like today when the weather is crap. It takes longer to get home but at least I don't have to get out of wet clothes and put the bike away.

We can hook up for a coffee sometime and I'll bring it with me.

I think that's something you have to put up with if you're going to use a back protector. They all make you sweaty.

That's a shame if it is the case. He looked like he would have been one of the front runners.

Let's hope they get something sorted out so we can see him race.

Are you having another go with the Rizoma bars?

There's going to be a few confused slappers when people start wishing you a happy birthday in July

They're going to struggle to make people forget that one.

How can crash bungs not be of benefit to an insurance company? Carole Nash were giving out full sets a couple of years ago.

Some people have found that custom bike insurers are cheaper than bike insurers if you've got a few modifications to it.

I have no idea why he moved over to Ducati. He spent last season changing his riding style, which goes some way to explaining why he fell off so many times. Surely he wanted a full season of simply racing rather than a complete change of bike and set up around him?

My wife has put so much mayo on my salad it looks like it's been to a bukkake party