If England win the World Cup, Scotland will be an independent country in October.

Countries like Afghanistan can never be fixed. It would be easier to build a wall around them and forget they exist.

I went to oz.

Went in the sea.

But not past my ankles. No flippin way !

A bit of piss on a rag will lift it in seconds

No , was it not d41 who won with his Daytona ?? If I remember it was just after an off and his hands were sellotaped on

I hope they enjoy sexual abuse at gunpoint

Monty wrote:

Deegee wrote:I think they just wanted to come home and put it all in a box and leave it there.

Yeah that's the feeling I got with my Granddad. He ended the war driving a Bulldozer at Belson, can't imagine how that would have effected me.

We have had this chat before........ So did my grandad....

I have just had a long chat with a cold caller ringing me saying he was from some no win no fee solicitor telling me that I had hearing loss. He wouldn't take no for an answer really and said I did. Anyway the upshot is that some fella is coming round to do a hearing test. Apparently my number got p...

Just an idea, could you hire a lwb transit, fill it with bikes and save your money that way ??

I always get jealous if your fantastic trips. It pisses me off that I'll never get around to it and all my mates are shit. Great pics.

The router is being supplied so I can change that. So for now I'm looking for a Lenovo with a fancy wifi card.

Is that not a standard thing then?

I'll have a look at one of them when I go to pc world. By the looks of it that won't do what my lass needs it to do for work, but maybe she should buy her own anyway

Will be yes. I'm not really sure what else there is to do ??

Well tomorrow I'm getting my fibre broadband connected. I won't bore you with the details , but it's through a company called B4RN. Broadband for the rural north. Basically a kind of cooperative that sprung up when BT refused to connect rural areas due to a lack of profitability. It's an amazing und...

I have often wondered this. My dad hates bikes. He only told me a year or so ago that my grandad was big into bikes. Apparently he used to be a mechanic for the British speedway champion , bob someone. Kitchen maybe. I forget now , though I do keep meaning to look it up and see if there are pics of ...

I quite liked azi

He is a stand up comedian now too??

The police round your way give you a tug ??

Where is it again ??

If you get banned and have to get to work , just keep riding anyway. The fine will be less than having your house repossessed. Insure the bike under your lasses name and never take your helmet off outside the house