Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Lot of good simple stuff in here. Also blows out a few myths. Worth a watch.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKM6T4JJURE[/video]

do you like his videos I find him a bit dull and robotic ?

Very dull and robotic. I also find he contradicts himself frequently.

This video is one of his best, his opinions don't differ too much from my own. I particularly share his views with tyres. I've used race scrubs on the road and they definitely grip more but aren't as fun (or any quicker) than a normal sport tyre. (They aren't any quicker because you have to be a moron to go quicker than on sport tyres).

Me and Kwacky should do a beginners track day guide video

1 Ride to the track and turn up late Errm wheres the cafe im starving
2 Have you got a tyre pressure gauge,errm no just let them down a bit
3 Ermm what times lunch im starving
4 Lets go home now before we crash and die
5 ok lets stop at McDonalds on the way back im starving
6 Debrief that bird in inters was well fit and I fancied the old granny in the cafe serving my food

You sound just lie my friend Humphrey!

Euro TD goes like this:
1: Where's the pub? I want a pint
2: "Humphrey we're on the plane there is no Pub"
3: Checking into our rooms - which way's the bar?
4: "Humphrey, take your suitcase to the room first and put your trousers back on"
5: Arrive at breakfast - I've found 3 highly recommended strip clubs and brothels for this evening.
6: "Humphrey we have our first day on circuit tomorrow"
7: Where's Humphrey?
8: Arrive at breakfast the next day, Humphrey walks in wearing just one shoe and one sock on the opposite foot still drinking from the night before.

Perky you forgot

"Remind Perky that he stinks of Balti because he demanded one at 2am"

I also forgot the puking in my helmet when just about to leave the paddock and go onto the track due to a monstrous hangover