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Kwacky wrote:I was flying back from Australia, but before I could do that I had to scramble around to find someone to look after a young kangaroo I had been looking after.

I have short snippets from a couple of dreams last night.

One dream had a massive snake in it, like 20m long.

In the other my wife had both of her cars stolen. First thing I did was to check on the bikes.

I was running a vehicle recovery company, specialising in vehicles submerged in bodies of water

I think I've been watching too many videos of Ukraine farmers stealing Russian military hardware.

A naked Linda Lusardi made an appearance in my dream last night.

LOL, and I recall something about picking weevils from a sponge cake and throwing them at someone.

We are obviously so very similar.!

Was it a naked Linda Lusardi then, or naked Linda Lusardi now....???

I'm old, fat and ugly so any version will do for me

I actually remembered one !! I woke myself up, I was presenting one of our new products in my dream...... If I am not doing enough at work, I am bloody dreaming about it!!!
This was last week, needless to say I took a week off for a chill down ha ha.

It was Christmas day and snowing heavily, but I took the car out to a gaming centre to buy a copy of Dungeon and Dragons box set

My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.

I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.

Kwacky wrote: ↑20 Mar 2023, 12:12 My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.

I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.

That’s one hell of a sex dream

I was led in bed next to my Wife, except somewhere public, when Scarlett Johansson knelt at the side and "taught me how to kiss".

I was having a piss, but it was going on my hands. There was a hole in my foreskin which didn't be there. On closer inspection I found a piece of glass embedded in my knob.

No drugs were taken in the making of this dream.

My wife had knocked over the Sx, but she didn't tell me, she just left it lying on the garage floor.

Ah, it's only the sx.. I reckon it's a message that you should get another bike..

If it was the MV that would have been a divorce, even in a dream

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SX or not, I still woke up in a bad mood

I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.

Kwacky wrote: ↑08 Dec 2023, 10:57 I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.

*WALKS INTO GARAGE - REALISES IT WASN'T A DREAM*