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Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 13:50
by duke63
D6, do they employ some muppet to stick these things all over the bike? they are everywhere. :D

If someone is stupid enough to need to be reminded to read the handbook to work out what they don't know, then they really should not be riding a bike...or even breathing really. :^

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 13:55
by C00kiemonster
My dealer took them all off before i collected it :D

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 14:21
by kiwikrasher
It’s the world these days Duke, we have to cater to the lowest common muppet

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 14:24
by D41
(hi)

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 14:30
by Blade
kiwikrasher wrote:It’s the world these days Duke, we have to cater to the lowest common muppet
Its wrong, but unfortunately true (swear)

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 14:41
by Blade
What are they Duke things like: "Put petrol here" (giggle)

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 14:52
by D41
A whole bunch of "Don't do this, or death will ensue" advice, IIRC.

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 16:48
by Kwacky
Most new bikes have them now.

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 19:33
by Frankie
Ha ha it is the world with live in for sure, everything needs to be spelled out, but it is the culture of blame, someone sticks their finger in the chain, claims they were not highlighted to the possible problems, then sue!! LOL

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 19:37
by Blade
Advice I got as an apprentice was never poke your finger where you wouldn't poke your cock (giggle) comedy aside its good advice that's kept me safe on many an occasion (tmi)

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 20:49
by Kwacky
That sounds more like a dare to me

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 21:21
by duke63
:D followed by 'do you want to put your finger in my mouth, young Mr apprentice Blade '

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 21:48
by Blade
There was such a place as the shagging sheds :x

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 29 Jul 2019, 01:53
by bud
If you are old enough to ride a bike. But need a sticker to tell you an exhaust is hot. There is not a lot of hope for you.

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 29 Jul 2019, 13:10
by D6
I'm afraid you get a lot of people trying it on, if everything isnt spelled out in blood and capital letters with flashing neon lights.

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 29 Jul 2019, 19:14
by Blade
I didnt notice any today on the demsotrator but probably wasnt looking tbh (facepalm)

Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 01 Aug 2019, 11:44
by Rossgo
I'll admit it my bike still has the original safety stickers plastered all of it. I want to take them off but another part of me wants to see how long they will hold for....I can't decide which part of me to listen to...so I ignore them both and just don't look at them haha

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Re: Triumph warning stickers

Posted: 02 Aug 2019, 12:13
by kiwikrasher
Rossgo wrote:I'll admit it my bike still has the original safety stickers plastered all of it. I want to take them off but another part of me wants to see how long they will hold for....I can't decide which part of me to listen to...so I ignore them both and just don't look at them haha

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(facepalm)

I can’t handle any unnecessary stickers on anything. I moved into a furnished cabin for a year when I first split with the ex and all the appliances still had the big energy rating stickers all over them. First night they all came off and de-gummed the affected areas.

People that leave the flimsy plastic protector on LCD/Phone screens are put on the earth purely to piss me off :D