Ministry of Tankslap
- duke63
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Ministry of Tankslap
We could build our own ‘monastery’ and dedicate it to the God of cool motorbikes. One of each.
It would be run by fit Italian sun-tanned babes who would pamper to our every sordid whim and keep us plied with beer and the very best food.
- duke63
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
The hill also has a cable car down into the village below so nights on the town would not need any driving or riding.
Can you tell I am fully relaxed with very little to think about?
Can you tell I am fully relaxed with very little to think about?
- Kwacky
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Trying to draw up a manifesto with our mix of political views would be a tad difficult.
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Doubt anyone would bothered by politics
So everyone can choose two bikes. You can not duplicate some one else choice as all bikes will be available to all followers of the faith.
Mine would be a Ducati Streetfighter and my 853 for when we do a trackday at any of Misano, Imola or Mugello none of which are very far away.
So everyone can choose two bikes. You can not duplicate some one else choice as all bikes will be available to all followers of the faith.
Mine would be a Ducati Streetfighter and my 853 for when we do a trackday at any of Misano, Imola or Mugello none of which are very far away.
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
No reasons needed. Just fecking look at it.
Not sure about my second. I might go down the practical, route, something you could use everyday but still have a riot on. Probably a 1290 SuperdukeGT.
Not sure about my second. I might go down the practical, route, something you could use everyday but still have a riot on. Probably a 1290 SuperdukeGT.
- C00kiemonster
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
I'm in but bollox to choosing bikes first, how many fit Italian sun-tanned babes can we have each?
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
There was one of these for sale on facebook last week, £16,500, number 81 of 300 I think it was.Kwacky wrote:No reasons needed. Just fecking look at it.
Not sure about my second. I might go down the practical, route, something you could use everyday but still have a riot on. Probably a 1290 SuperdukeGT.
As for m choices of Bikes I think we should add in a HP Race for trackdays and who doesn't love a fully carbon fibre headbanger and then as Kwacky a more sensible useable option but im not sure on that yet.
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Where do we sign up??
Britten and a V4 multistrada custom build
Britten and a V4 multistrada custom build
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
cant we just stick some knobblys on the KTM?Kwacky wrote:We could do with a couple of off-roaders.
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Panigale v4 Speciale on slicks fo track
R1M on Supercorsa's for the road
All other times, me rubberless for the Italian sun tanned hotties
R1M on Supercorsa's for the road
All other times, me rubberless for the Italian sun tanned hotties
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- Kwacky
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
I've already picked that. You need a second choice.Stonesie wrote:I'd keep the SDGT for the road, daytona 765 build for the track.
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
You said "probably"
Okay Keep the 765 Daytona but replace the SDGT with the Tiger 800 with both road and off-road wheels and tyres
Okay Keep the 765 Daytona but replace the SDGT with the Tiger 800 with both road and off-road wheels and tyres
- D41
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Er.....if this motorcycle monastical Mecca needs a cable car to get to it, where would you keep the bikes? Down in the town below where a bunch of Martini-saturated Eye-Ties could get at them??
I don't think so.
Ciao!
I don't think so.
Ciao!
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Nah, since you’re licenced to carry and the only one apparently on the forum that’s been shot, you are most qualified to stand guard.D41 wrote:Er.....if this motorcycle monastical Mecca needs a cable car to get to it, where would you keep the bikes? Down in the town below where a bunch of Martini-saturated Eye-Ties could get at them??
I don't think so.
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Meanwhile the rest of us will entertain the tanned babes
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
Yeah. Like I'd risk my life to save a motorcycle.
Bodyguard.....not a bike-guard.
Bodyguard.....not a bike-guard.
- duke63
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Re: Ministry of Tankslap
And special cable car carriages to bring bikes down to mingle with the peasants.duke63 wrote:There is a twisty road to the top.