I told the wife not to tell anyone

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I told the wife not to tell anyone

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:D :D :D

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"It's own pillow"!!!!!

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I'm Jake the Peg.
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what is the point if you aren't getting laid...
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Looks pretty f*cking useless to me. Looks like it's been slammed in a door, hahaha.
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It's not the size but how he uses it...and he doesn't use it...pointless in my opinion!!
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Built in sidestand.
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You are all just jealous. :D
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I just can't get my head around the fact that it's only twice as big as my penis, looks much much bigger!
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ok so he doesn't get laid much ......but I bet he gets blowjobs daily.

In fact. I bet his jaw aches all f*cling week.
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Binno wrote:ok so he doesn't get laid much ......but I bet he gets blowjobs daily.

In fact. I bet his jaw aches all f*cling week.
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