Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753

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My mate is currently applying for Australian citizenship.
He's filled in all the forms, and met the required criteria (clap) ,,,,, except that he failed his examination test on the section about Aboriginal Music. :?

I asked him.: " Didja redo it ?"
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Scary.. imagine having to make a bottle last 5 days ImageImage

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Aw hell no!!!!
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D41 wrote: 28 Aug 2023, 16:03Aw hell no!!!!
While visually impressive it’s not one you have to worry about.. unless you are a small dog 😂
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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The fecking size of that thing??!???

That’s a dinosaur 😱
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He's a beast
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A man walks into a bar with a crocodile....

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"

"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"
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