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Me back's knacking these past few days....not quite sure how I did it, but it kills.

Give me drugs NOW!!!!!!!

I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).

I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it

Sounds hairy.

Kwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).

I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it

Its not a pretty road is it

To the doctors Mr Kwacky - just make sure it's the new and fit lady GP who checks them

Kwacky wrote: I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it

Lol... You weren't riding her hard enough.

I always end up with the head of practice, who is 5 foot 6 and 18 stone. Each time I see him he tells me I'm fat and I need to be more active. Even if I'm seeing him about a taekwondo or boxing related injury

I've had a dry throat and a hacking cough all week. Pretty irritating for me and everyone around me.

Tyrozets and Dry cough medicine made mine bearable in a couple of days (Y)

Ta for the suggestions. I'll head to the chemist at lunchtime.

Why is it, whenever I'm running well, have races planned, and an actually enjoying running I get fecking injured!

I've done something to my foot, I managed to run just over a mile tonight before the pain kicked in.

Kwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).

I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it

It's still painful, so off to the docs I go.

Kwacky wrote:

Kwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).

I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it

It's still painful, so off to the docs I go.

Good luck mate, you sure one of your Ts didn't get in the bed and give you a kiss on the nads?

As for me Sleep Deprivation is back, my son is feeling a bit under the weather so that means no one has been allowed to sleep since Friday

I've no idea what I've done to it. I thought I had bumped it on the Isle of Man as the pain started one of the mornings when I was out there. No sign of a lump and no swelling.

Hopefully it's the milfy greek doctor I get to see and not the short miserable old Indian bloke who tells me I'm overweight. Every fecking time I see him.

Why does the doctor pull a curtain across to give me some privacy when I'm getting undressed, when she's got to inspect my bollocks?

I don't get it.

Kwacky wrote:..... she's got to .....

You should be a happy little Kwacky then.

Kwacky wrote:Why does the doctor pull a curtain across to give me some privacy when I'm getting undressed, when she's got to inspect my bollocks?

I don't get it.

A) She, looks like you got your wish and b) its coz shes happy to look at your nutsack but god help her if she sees your bum!

True, It is a fine ass.

If a hot sexy nurse what's to look at my balls I think she would also be staring at a stood to attention Willy as well

Blade wrote:If a hot sexy nurse what's to look at my balls I think she would also be staring at a stood to attention Willy as well

They check round the curtain first. If she thinks you are fit, she does the exam otherwise she sends Ruprecht to do it.