Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

TonyB wrote: Need a new admin bod Kwacky?

There's a reason why we pay minium wage

kiwikrasher wrote:Ohhhh.. I have booking.com app. But I have a booking on it for this weekend so I can't delete it!

Just updated IOS to 9.3.1 and it's fixed on 5, 5S, SE and iPad 3

C00kiemonster wrote:

Perkles wrote:fat bald blokes that push in ques and think they are hard because they are fat and bald ,I was going to kick his head in but the mother behind me tore him a new arsehole

My pet hate. Queue jumping

What were you all queuing for?

Dungeon tour at Warwick castle ,fat twat just walked to the front of the que and thought nobody would complain

Dickheads who own big and/or expensive vehicles who can only afford to put £5 of petrol in when they get fuel.

**** off back to your mum's house and go cry to her about how the nasty man in his £800 car and the minimum wage petrol attendant laughed at you, you easily impressed fragile ego'd tosser.

The two butt wipes that had possibly the worst BO I've ever smelt whilst picking some goodies in Lidl. I was whinging about Mini Gee's shower shy behaviour a day or so ago, he's a saint compared to those two. Made me retch being anywhere near them.
Why do people think it's ok to smell like that?

People not knowing where they're going.

A road I use has 3 lanes as you come up to a roundabout. Lane1 is for left. Lane 2 is for left or right. Lane 3 is for the right turn. It's clearly marked and you've got loads of time and room to get into the correct lane.

Dickhead in a black BMW decides that he wants to turn right even though he's in lane 1. He doesn't even see me in lane two going left. Tw@!

Similar. I was on an empty motorway yesterday and a black Mercedes is in the fast lane

Blade wrote:Similar. I was on an empty motorway yesterday and a black Mercedes is in the fast lane

Was it a Vito, on a long right hand bend of an empty motorway.???

Yes it was weirdly

StMarks wrote:

Blade wrote:Similar. I was on an empty motorway yesterday and a black Mercedes is in the fast lane

Was it a Vito, on a long right hand bend of an empty motorway.???

Me thinks St Marks knows exactly who was driving that Vito

Confession time: yes, if I'm in a good mood on one of my favourite pieces of road that's empty, I do use "the racing line" simply for the driving satisfaction of perfect lines. I never achieve perfect, but that's another story.

So guilty, but not in a Vito recently.

I do that if driving on an empty motorway (3am).. I'll wander between all three lane to drive the shortest distance

Just had to have a word with some bellend who things it's reasonable to be an arsehole with the female security officer at the Airport as he has to wait for his hand luggage to be scanned.

I have no patients for this type of cu$t. We are one down from the highest level of national security threat. Airports are a known target with crazy irrational scumbags trying to kill law abiding honest citizens, am I missing something.

Get here in good time, be patient and be grateful someone is checking everything to make sure we all go home safely. If I was in charge I would bump all the selfish bellends of the flight at first chance.

And breath

Breathing is not helping tbh . I could honestly clock the prick out. Being rude to a lady boils my p1ss as the best of times but when a lady is helping you and doing it politely and respectfully in the face of adversity, well just grow a pair, show some common respect and wind your neck in.

some people like to be arseholes. I've no problem with people having a say but you do it politely and you show respect to the person you're speaking to.

Exactly Kwacky but this Guy was a total bellend hell bent on moaning about something ad they usually are.

Blade some people just don't have that thought process. I agree with you mate sometimes they need to button it to make the process faster for themselves but they think it's better to have a pop which makes the process longer for therapy everyone else...just don't understand!!

Kwacky wrote:People not knowing where they're going.

A road I use has 3 lanes as you come up to a roundabout. Lane1 is for left. Lane 2 is for left or right. Lane 3 is for the right turn. It's clearly marked and you've got loads of time and room to get into the correct lane.

Dickhead in a black BMW decides that he wants to turn right even though he's in lane 1. He doesn't even see me in lane two going left. Tw@!

Now that just does my head in......I'm trying to transpose over to the 'other side of the road' train of thought, and now it seems you number them left to right?? Other way round here...1 is always the fast lane.

/Throws passport in the trash...

The British Weather

I don't want to make this worse for you Kwacky but I'm about to gloat.. it's 13*C and sunny here