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Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 10:09
by C00kiemonster
Blade wrote:Not so much vent as crawl under a rock and die.
Was sat in John Lewis yesterday looking at curtains with a very helpful lady. I was looking at something for my lads room but noticed they had a 20% sale on over easter. I commented we had had a quote for some made to measure curtains previously and could she check if the fabric would be in the sale.
She asked me the fabric. This is where it goes wrong. I said yes no problem I have a photo of the sample.
When I scroll through the gallery on my phone a whatsapp picture appear's a mate had sent as a joke. There in all its glory is a naked young lady just about to straddle a photoshopped huge 3 foot monster black cock
Now either the nice helpful lady in John Lewis didn't notice or it was such an everyday occurrence to her she didn't even blink
Stook in the embarrassing situation of being with a strange lady and an image of a 3 foot monster black cock I did what all quick thinking fools do, I poured petrol on the fire and phoned the wife
I bet you went redder than a red thing
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 10:15
by Itchy
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 10:43
by D41
duke63 wrote:The not waiting to let people out is the worst trait of all in some ways. Every night when I wait to pull off the driveway at work and even though the feckers cannot go anywhere soon, they still don't have the courtesy to let me out. exit when they still won't be moving
This one pisses me off too...to my mind it's just the same as either slamming a door in someone's face....or not holding it open for someone - depends on your perspective I suppose, but the end result is the same. Being cocooned in a steel box makes people show their true selves, I guess.
'Tards.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 13:49
by Blade
Neighbours have off road parking for 4 cars. They've got 1 car on the drive and 5 cars in the road either side of my drive completely blocking my view of safe access off my driveway
Hopefully won't be my problem in 2 weeks and I'm glad
c÷nty be11ends
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 17:35
by duke63
Make sure the removal van blocks them in whilst it gets loaded up, Blade.
And refuse to get it moved when the **** complain.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 13:38
by Blade
Windows
Just placed an order for 2 grand on blinds and I know the quote for curtains will be more
mentally you could spend a lot more as some fabrics are 4 times the cost of the ones we choose.
I may ask the builder to brick some of the dam windows up
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 17:49
by Blade
WE......more specifically my wife's use of the word WE
WE can't leave it like that, WE need to fix this, WE need to sort this, WE need to organise that, WE need to make this better, WE have to improve this, WE need to fit this
The word she mean's is YOU
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 18:25
by StMarks
Blade wrote:WE......more specifically my wife's use of the word WE
WE can't leave it like that, WE need to fix this, WE need to sort this, WE need to organise that, WE need to make this better, WE have to improve this, WE need to fit this
The word she mean's is YOU
yep, I know exactly what you're saying Blade....
..... & everything YOU did is described to others as "
we have just....."
...... & everything you actually did do together, she then described as " I did "
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 19:27
by Deegee
The truth about home improvement in the last two posts.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 19:32
by duke63
I think you need to say' We need to go and buy a new Panigale and Porsche 911', Blade.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 19:56
by Blade
duke63 wrote:I think you need to say' We need to go and buy a new Panigale and Porsche 911', Blade.
Now I like that idea
a lot
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 10:14
by Rossgo
duke63 wrote:I think you need to say' We need to go and buy a new Panigale and Porsche 911', Blade.
prefect!!
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 14:19
by D41
Why in the fcuk is my neighbor blasting motherfcuking folk music at this time in the fcuking morning??? I'm going to give this sh!t about 10 more minutes MAXIMUM before I go over there and open up a big can of whoop-ass on this stupid motherfcuker.
/And breathe......
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 17 Apr 2017, 19:49
by Kwacky
Selling something to someone only to find out its not been delivered then him telling me later on he's had lads of problems at that address
TELL ME BEFORE THEN YOU MUPPET AND I'LL POST IT TO YOUR WORKS ADDRESS
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 17 Apr 2017, 21:12
by D41
People in supermarkets who have to pay for a $3.19 item with 3 quarters, 4 dimes, a nickel, and 17,481 pennies.
No....don't let me go ahead of you with a fcuking roll of masking tape and the money to pay for the fcuker....change your mind halfway through, and decide to put it on your fcuking EBT card instead.
/Declined.......resume coin counting, etc.
Saving grace was it's hot as fcuk outside today, so at least I stayed out of the heat for a while longer.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 17 Apr 2017, 22:16
by kiwikrasher
D41 wrote:People in supermarkets who have to pay for a $3.19 item with 3 quarters, 4 dimes, a nickel, and 17,481 pennies.
No....don't let me go ahead of you with a fcuking roll of masking tape and the money to pay for the fcuker....change your mind halfway through, and decide to put it on your fcuking EBT card instead.
/Declined.......resume coin counting, etc.
Saving grace was it's hot as fcuk outside today, so at least I stayed out of the heat for a while longer.
They only needed 199 pennies....
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 17 Apr 2017, 23:17
by D41
You know....I've done that before....just give them the change to get rid of them.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 18 Apr 2017, 09:30
by Kwacky
Hayfever. Today seems to be the day it's started.
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 18 Apr 2017, 09:35
by Jack
Re: What do you want to vent about today?
Posted: 18 Apr 2017, 10:28
by Monty
Motorcycle charging systems! FFS it's not rocket science, so why can't they just make something reliable that manages voltages?
Just replaced the rectifier only to find the starter relay/switch fried! Cnut Bubble!
