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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 31 Oct 2016, 21:25
by Monty
Happy Halloween Kids!
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Definitely doing this next year

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 31 Oct 2016, 22:37
by D41
Is that a cigar in his mouth or is he just happy to see me???

(sweat)

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Nov 2016, 11:53
by Monty
Both!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 10:06
by Kwacky
Vicar books himself into a hotel, says to the receptionist " I do hope the porn channels are disabled"

She replies "No, its just normal porn you sick old ****."

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 10:45
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Dec 2016, 09:54
by Kwacky
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by throwing it in water?

if it drowns it's a girl ant

If it floats then it's a boy ant.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Dec 2016, 21:47
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 07 Dec 2016, 19:20
by Jack
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 07 Dec 2016, 20:48
by kiwikrasher
Jack wrote:Image
I want one!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Dec 2016, 15:00
by Monty
Premature ejaculator seeks fit young woman for no strings fun. Must have full lips, large breasts, long legs, pert backside........

Oh God

Never mind!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Dec 2016, 19:11
by D41
You could see that punchline er, 'coming' a mile away.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 10 Dec 2016, 14:04
by DaytonAndy
Not a joke but had me laughing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1481129185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 10 Dec 2016, 14:53
by StMarks
DaytonAndy wrote:Not a joke but had me laughing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1481129185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:D :D :D
,,,,,"never show them fear-eaaayrrrrr"

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 14:30
by Monty
Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 14:41
by StMarks
Monty wrote:Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
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:D :D Brilliant Monty.!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:18
by D41
Quick!!....Everybody spam that number!!!!!!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:19
by D41
PS....the sooner we get off this page with that weirdo at the top, the better.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:24
by Monty
(rolf) I hope you mean Jimmy and not me

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:49
by D41
No comment.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 19:45
by Monty