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Following on with my theme.:


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Was only talking about this with someone yesterday. It’s a joke out there these days with phone zombies!

'm probably the only person on here who doesn't understand, I guess I'm just too dim for that one

StMarks wrote: ↑04 Oct 2023, 08:59 'm probably the only person on here who doesn't understand, I guess I'm just too dim for that one

I don't understand it either.

It's a Star Wars/Monty Python double reference.

One of my favourite films.

Run away! Run away!

Now, you mustn't laugh because it really isn't at all funny.!

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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That hurt my legs just watching it

Ouch!!!!

....she should've dived.

That noise!!!