Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
- Kwacky
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- Monty
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Re: Joke of the day
What's 6 inches long but isn't getting sucked this valentine's day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
- Monty
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Re: Joke of the day
I've noticed a few cyclists who seem to struggle to notice or adhere to traffic lights. In order to help these poor souls and to make the public more aware of the issue, I've set up a charity. It's called Cyclists Unable to Notice Traffic Signals.
- D6Nutz
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
- duke63
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Re: Joke of the day
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Saw this and immediately thought of D6!
![Big Smile :D](./images/smilies/emoticon-0102-bigsmile.gif)
![Big Smile :D](./images/smilies/emoticon-0102-bigsmile.gif)
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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- duke63
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- Monty
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- duke63
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