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Happy Halloween Kids!
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Definitely doing this next year
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Is that a cigar in his mouth or is he just happy to see me???

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Both!
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Vicar books himself into a hotel, says to the receptionist " I do hope the porn channels are disabled"

She replies "No, its just normal porn you sick old ****."
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Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by throwing it in water?

if it drowns it's a girl ant

If it floats then it's a boy ant.
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Jack wrote:Image
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Premature ejaculator seeks fit young woman for no strings fun. Must have full lips, large breasts, long legs, pert backside........

Oh God

Never mind!
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You could see that punchline er, 'coming' a mile away.
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Not a joke but had me laughing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1481129185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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DaytonAndy wrote:Not a joke but had me laughing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1481129185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:D :D :D
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Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
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Monty wrote:Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
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:D :D Brilliant Monty.!
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Quick!!....Everybody spam that number!!!!!!
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PS....the sooner we get off this page with that weirdo at the top, the better.
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(rolf) I hope you mean Jimmy and not me
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