What are you doing today ??

[DaytonAndy]

I told her she'd probably disturbed a burglar which gave her a little panic.

It is an odd thing to find on your doorstep.

[StMarks]

looks a bit like a roofing axe to me mate.
However, fwiw, I actually would report it to the police if it happened to us, just in case.

[DaytonAndy]

I think it's an electricians axe of some sort as it's stamped tested to 20,000 volts. I'll see if anyone calls round looking for an axe or I'll give 101 a little call tomorrow.

[duke63]

Knock, knock

"Anybody seen my axe?"

[duke63]

Don't answer the door, Andy.

[Deegee]

It looks like a Firemans axe tbh, they have to be insulated for chopping through a live wire in a house to kill the electrics.

The most probable reason it was wrapped up near a door/window was to break in - that way the villain can get away with Going Equipped and evades any possibility of Prior Intent, makes it look like a one-off opportunist crime when he "finds" the axe. Just my opinion.

I'd wait for him tonight and chop his f***ing hands off.

[StMarks]

It looks like a Firemans axe tbh, they have to be insulated for chopping through a live wire in a house to kill the electrics.

The most probable reason it was wrapped up near a door/window was to break in - that way the villain can get away with Going Equipped and evades any possibility of Prior Intent, makes it look like a one-off opportunist crime when he "finds" the axe. Just my opinion.

I'd wait for him tonight and chop his f***ing hands off.

Very logical.

Sleep well tonight Andy

[Blade]

Keep a flask of hot tea by the bed tonight Andy.

That way if you hear anything suspicious you can make yourself a nice hot brew which may get accidentally spilt in the un invited visitors face if needs be

[Rossgo]

Won't lie I would be bricking it finding that I'm my door step Andy!!!

[D41]

Knock, knock

"Anybody seen my axe?"

Careful with that axe, Eugene.....

[DaytonAndy]

Well I made it through the night without getting stolen or murdered. Phoned non-emergency who were more or less uninterested. They kindly told me I could do a hour long round trip to drop the axe off at my not so local police station if I wanted. I've let a few neighbours know to keep an eye open.

[TonyB]

Knock, knock

"Anybody seen my axe?"

Careful with that axe, Eugene.....

I was listening to/watching that lastnight. Pink Floyd live in Pompeii. Awesome on surround sound.

[Kwacky]

Got to interview a load of car workers. This should be fun.

[C00kiemonster]

Knock, knock

"Anybody seen my axe?"

Careful with that axe, Eugene.....

I was listening to/watching that lastnight. Pink Floyd live in Pompeii. Awesome on surround sound.

I'll bet. We went to Pompeii last year - there is a exhibition in the side chambers of the amphitheatre all about the concert - really good.

[Blade]

Sat in Nandos opposite the train station enjoying some food and a few beers all excited before I embark on the best journey in the world.

















The journey home

[D41]

Today??

Nowt....it's fcuking FREEZING!!!!#

Brrrrrr.....

[D41]

Wait! Hold the phone!!

Today I will be converting to Judaism....I need that little hat to hide my bald patch. It's like my own little hole in the ozone layer. Fcuk.

[Kwacky]

Been to see a man about a bus.

[duke63]

[Kwacky]

Busy day.
Bike washed
Bike MOT
Test ride
Fed and watered the spiders
Walked the dog
Watched the rugby
The 3 S's
Now taking the family out for a meal.