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Cav wrote:A 10m dog training lead and vagina weights.... I don't recall ordering those

That HAS to be a spellcheck error?

I hope.

Nope.



Let us know how you get on with them, yes??

Kwacky wrote:I'm not googling those!

I did, it's a thing

I thought it might just be a new term for "a baby".

Nope, I’ve just ordered Sarah a set

......Because nothing says "You mean the world to me!!" quite like a set of vaginal wheel-weights.


Let us know when she takes you back, eh??

It’s not unheard of for women to use them post birth for restrengthing their kegel muscles. Then some over achieve and end up with very strong kegels and great control. And there’s only one way to describe that situation

Fantastic

So it turns out FiancéCav ordered them for our friend but didn't change the name for the order..

..so what actually happened is, vagina weights turned up addressed to me, I opened the box to see what they were (and a bit of imagery did occur in my head), then I get told they're for our best friend... I just pictured something in my friends vagina. I feel violated!

Well....just imagine how your "friend" feels, then.

GB bits, gear lever rubber grip, exhaust header copper washers and sump plug washers.

Took alot of searching but found a local (well same state) supplier that has a lot of GB spares. When the parts arrived a key ring with their website on it came with it. I thought, that looks familiar? Looked at my GB keys and there is one on there already. I could’ve saved myself days of searching

You muppet

Custom 3D printed orthotics to stop me walking like a duck.

Are you flatfooted or something similar??

A porch awning for the van. Its a lot smaller than the full awning but should be quicker to put up and still give some extra space for keeping crap when were on site.

some trousers.

Rock n roll.

D41 wrote:Are you flatfooted or something similar??

No, just genetically have bad alignment in my hips knees and feet, which is in part adding to the neck issues I’m having.

some more spiders.

A few H vonworthi spiderlings and a juvi female T stirmi

and some goretex Dainese trousers

I did look at Klim, but they don't do the liners with their gear and my legs get cold in the winter.

Kwacky wrote: juvi female T stirmi

ohhhh big spiders this time, very nice, one day I must come and have a browse of your collection!

I'll let you know when the spider room is open.