Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

A course of leeches should get it sorted in no time.

StMarks wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Ouch StMarks that's not good and not at a good time through Christmas either! Heal up soon to her

Spent all day at the hospital, whilst various consultants & surgeons have been playing "Pass the Patient".
At 3.30pm she sent me home rather than hang around with her any longer & they had finally said that she was due to have to go under the knife around 4pm.
Just nicely got home (about 45 mins) & fed the dog when she called to say that her operation had been re-scheduled for tomorrow.!!

Anyway, here's a revealing pic of my little Deany, to keep you all amused.:

F@cking ouch!

Oh wow that's nasty!! I suppose the operation is all due to circumstances. If someone comes in needing it before them they take priority but not nice situation to be in. Hope everything goes well tomorrow

Quick!!! Everybody start flooding the hospital with "I-just-shot-myself-in-the-head-with-a-nailgun" calls.....

Wife is out at a work's do and Miss Kwacky has gone to the cinema with her friends.

So me and the lad had a chippy tea and are now watching a strongman competition on the telly.

I'm in work. There aren't many of us. Usually it's a half day but the powers that be have decided we need to work a full day today. No idea what I'm going to do with my time. I might see if I can get Amazon Prime to work on these crappy laptops.

Managed to flood a room...a pretty big room at that, today!! Took 2 hours to clear up with the help of a scrubber drier, dustpan and mop! I was stumped of how the hell I managed to do it as i didnt actually use the tap, it was only a few minutes ago I realised that it was because something was resting on the tap and as I opened a hatch it must of knocked it over and turned the tap on. Now I'm behind and still have jobs to do but first I need a break! Last day and I'm sure I will.be told off at some.point because my jobs were only suppose to take a few hours max. It's now been 4 hours and still have a job to do

Just got to keep thinking to myself it's almost Christmas!!

Skillz!

It was a nightmare!!

Got stuck in Morrisons car park for 40mins!! Literally didn't move. I love us Brits, we were stuck and couldn't move and yet no-one beeped well apart from the di (£head behind me who demanded I move out his way so he could get in front of me...I said to him 'like f^&k I've waited 15 mins and still haven't moved so you can wait'. Bloody Romanians

LOL. Rossgo is on a roll.

Rossgo wrote:Got stuck in Morrisons car park for 40mins!! Literally didn't move. I love us Brits, we were stuck and couldn't move and yet no-one beeped well apart from the di (£head behind me who demanded I move out his way so he could get in front of me...I said to him 'like f^&k I've waited 15 mins and still haven't moved so you can wait'. Bloody Romanians

Was going to go to Morrison's to do the Christmas booze run, but the trains where fecked up so I didn't make it. Glad I didn't I think.

D6Nutz wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Got stuck in Morrisons car park for 40mins!! Literally didn't move. I love us Brits, we were stuck and couldn't move and yet no-one beeped well apart from the di (£head behind me who demanded I move out his way so he could get in front of me...I said to him 'like f^&k I've waited 15 mins and still haven't moved so you can wait'. Bloody Romanians

Was going to go to Morrison's to do the Christmas booze run, but the trains where fecked up so I didn't make it. Glad I didn't I think.

It was bad. Noone knew what was going on and no one was moving!! Better to go early this morning I think!!

Our girls are coming down to stay with us over Christmas this morning. Excited? Just a bit

Cleaning the house from top to bottom and prepping for tomorrow, I'll also be sending the lad out to get a couple of vittles we realised we'd forgotten, then a visit from the outlaws later this afternoon for pressie transfer. Finish the day off this evening with the Patrick Stewart Christmas Carol and a glass of something nice.

Christmas shopping.

Just been for a long walk along the river, bumped into two lovely ladies, "oh what you filming" one said. Nature I say, "naked's she said with a smile and surprise.... HA ha no Nature, however if your up for it so am I, I said, her mate laughs and said I will leave you to it.... she declined it was too cold..... It did make me chuckle..

Frankie wrote:Just been for a long walk along the river, bumped into two lovely ladies, "oh what you filming" one said. Nature I say, "naked's she said with a smile and surprise.... HA ha no Nature, however if your up for it so am I, I said, her mate laughs and said I will leave you to it.... she declined it was too cold..... It did make me chuckle..

Good to see you've still got the magic then Fkkr1s

Hmmmmm.....methinks if he still had 'the magic' we'd be looking at some nudie pics by now.

Disappointed.