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C00kiemonster wrote:[... The noise this jag makes is something else, plus it's clearly faster than the Porsche and much more adjustable. It's like driving a fighter plane and pretty rare too. It's a once in a lifetime decision for me.

3 weeks and counting......

Even rarer in France I should expect ?

Have you ordered it in S,,,, Red, as in the image ?

So hang on...

You've got your own place.
In another country.

You have a cracking bike and are thinking of getting another.

You have a gorgeous, bike-riding wife.

You have awesome dogs.

Your Kids are all grown up and not arguing about who left the felt tip pen lids off.

And now you've ordered the world's sexiest roadster?



You lucky lucky twat!

StMarks wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:[... The noise this jag makes is something else, plus it's clearly faster than the Porsche and much more adjustable. It's like driving a fighter plane and pretty rare too. It's a once in a lifetime decision for me.

3 weeks and counting......

Even rarer in France I should expect ?

Have you ordered it in S,,,, Red, as in the image ?

Salsa Red V6s (380hp) with gloss black 20 " cyclone alloys and almost all the toys... I think it's certainly rarer in France, plus even more expensive so I've sourced it through Jaguar UK, saved a fortune.

I thought that was gonna be Sienna red

Itchy wrote:So hang on...

You've got your own place.
In another country.

You have a cracking bike and are thinking of getting another.

You have a gorgeous, bike-riding wife.

You have awesome dogs.

Your Kids are all grown up and not arguing about who left the felt tip pen lids off.

And now you've ordered the world's sexiest roadster?



You lucky lucky twat!

Wrong on 3 counts.

I'm only a twat.
I've had to give up on a second bike, due to my extravagance (and anything else tbh).
The kids now argue about clothes and that the other one is being favoured but at least I can put the phone down as they are usually at uni doing it. Oh, and one of them spends her life crashing her car

In all seriousness, this isn't an easy purchase but I've seen people I care about die, get nasty diseases or have close shaves. Rather than save throughout my life (which I've done for 15 years) I said stuff it.....As I get older my attitude to life changes, if I didn't own something like this it wouldn't make much difference to my life, but it allows us to explore Europe in style. I am lucky yes, much of which I've made myself, long may it continue.

Bloody exciting though.

If there is something you really want to to do, make it happen, your a long time dead. Life is too short.

Bratty wrote:I thought that was gonna be Sienna red

It was as near as I can get to the sienna red that all vehicles should be painted

Will it be left hand drive?

No, rhd but will spend an amount of time in the uk. Plus we are used to rhd cars tbh.

C00kiemonster wrote:

Itchy wrote:So hang on...

You've got your own place.
In another country.

You have a cracking bike and are thinking of getting another.

You have a gorgeous, bike-riding wife.

You have awesome dogs.

Your Kids are all grown up and not arguing about who left the felt tip pen lids off.

And now you've ordered the world's sexiest roadster?



You lucky lucky twat!

Wrong on 3 counts.

I'm only a twat.
I've had to give up on a second bike, due to my extravagance (and anything else tbh).
The kids now argue about clothes and that the other one is being favoured but at least I can put the phone down as they are usually at uni doing it. Oh, and one of them spends her life crashing her car

In all seriousness, this isn't an easy purchase but I've seen people I care about die, get nasty diseases or have close shaves. Rather than save throughout my life (which I've done for 15 years) I said stuff it.....As I get older my attitude to life changes, if I didn't own something like this it wouldn't make much difference to my life, but it allows us to explore Europe in style. I am lucky yes, much of which I've made myself, long may it continue.

Bloody exciting though.

If there is something you really want to to do, make it happen, your a long time dead. Life is too short.

F**kin' oath!

You have made your own luck, through hard work, good decisions, sacrific and resistant where needed.

I came from a dirt poor background and have worked my way to where I am, some stuff ups along the way, but I've got there in the end. It totally shits me when someone turns around and says "oh your so lucky, it not fair".

Good on you Cookie and enjoy the hell out of that beast

Oh and that wasn't directed at you Itchy, I totally understood the tone in which your post was written

And there was me thinking I've got the car to die for in a Mazda Bongo

Lovely car but my dog won't fit in that 111

I thought Mazda Bongo was made up. I had to google it

Same boat as you Spud!

Keep eyeing up a 675 or 600RR, but I pull the Daytona out the garage and can't bring myself to do it! The 675 is far superior in almost everyway, but I just love the Daytona too much!

In the 5 1/2 years I've had 6 cars....all of which I got bored of. Daytona's still there though!

No Kwacky, they are real and this will be my second with 4WD now I'm talking flash
and it's in............. wait for it......... go fast silver

I can't talk, I've got an old S reg Mazda 323f. It's got a sun roof and everything

You flash devil you , sunroof? you'll be wanting air con and a built in sat nag next !!!

Sat nag ????? bloody predictive txt

Sat Nag = Mrs Kwacky

bb41 wrote:Sat nag ????? bloody predictive txt

Cracking term. From now on they will always be Sat Nags to me

Kwacky wrote:Sat Nag = Mrs Kwacky