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Lancashire maybe flooded but in true grit style the county cricket team plays on

This probably shouldn't be funny but had me laughing out loud to myself:
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I left my computer on and my lad put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.

It looks like I'm going to end up buying Aston Villa.

You need to email the seller and they remove the bid for you.

Kwacky wrote:Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I left my computer on and my lad put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.

It looks like I'm going to end up buying Aston Villa.

That's funny but I bet you told him off

Ah.....seems I misunderstood the joke. I'm not a football lover you see.

TonyB wrote:You need to email the seller and they remove the bid for you.

......FAIL!!!!!!!

That was epic!!

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.

The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.

They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

I've just had an argument with a stroke survivor.


It was a bit one sided.

I just called the Rape Advice Line


Apparently it's for victims only

Kwacky wrote:I just called the Rape Advice Line


Apparently it's for victims only

I am SOOOO stealing that one....great one-liner!

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