Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

rocket wrote:

Kwacky wrote:Huddersfield? That place is worth avoiding.

not that far from me :-)

I'd drop by and ask to spend some time with Olivia

We've got a couple of new assistants so they're being shown the ropes. Which means I have to do my job and check their work. I prefer being lazy.

Its a day off so I will get the bike out later, just done the insurance for another year for £150 less than my renewal quote, couple of errands to run then some gardening... So much for a lazy day...

Just dropped the wife off at the airport as she's off to Turkey for a week, picked up my new hugger up from the post office and if the rain holds off I hope to fit it this afternoon

I have a date!!

Nervous as hell....this lass is not from a bar or strip club or nowt....she's literally the girl next door...we've been seeing each other a bit these last few weeks.

I might want to brush up on my Spanish though.

Good luck mate

Bratty is fluent in Spanish. He's got some great tales of dating Spanish women

fecking Hobnobs

Seriously....her English is crap, so is my Spanish...we just blabber at each other.....it's pretty much a perfect situation!!

Half the time we have an interpreter (my room-mate), which can be weird.....

She says I'm extremely respectful, so you know she has no fricking idea what she's on about...

Kwacky wrote:Bratty is fluent in Spanish. He's got some great tales of dating Spanish women

fecking Hobnobs

Lol

I don't get it??

It's one of Bratty's tales. When a girl asked him for a cup of tea, that's what he thought she wanted. She wanted a knobbing, he offered her a hobnob.

Prolly the better option.

In any case take a packet of hobnobs, D41.

Herhum that's milk chocolate hob nobs if you don't mind, I like to make a lady feel special

Good luck Daz, never easy getting back on "the horse" in the dating game, I was married for 5yrs first time round and utterly dried up on my first date post divorce. But then again I didn't have the biscuit advantage Bratty had.

Perhaps he should have impressed her with his sponge fingers.

Bratty wrote:Herhum that's milk chocolate hob nobs if you don't mind, I like to make a lady feel special

And specially imported from the UK if i remember right.

D41 wrote:I have a date!!

Nervous as hell....this lass is not from a bar or strip club or nowt....she's literally the girl next door...we've been seeing each other a bit these last few weeks.

I might want to brush up on my Spanish though.

Just give her one, worry about the rest later

She's a babe, dude....a dancer - and I mean a real dancer, not a stripper...does Latino stuff....there's some baggage who is about 9, but I'm not worried about that.
Been dating a few lasses who were 20+ years younger than me...hell, one was only 23....it's fun, but it's never going to go anywhere, so why bother? This lass is close to my age, and we seem to connect, despite the language barrier....at least we can't argue!

Not far to move, when your home gets repossessed.

Fwiw a mutual friend of ours described me as

D41 wrote:.. extremely respectful...

after our time together.
Been kicking myself ever since.

Flying home! Was supposed to go yesterday, but got asked to stay back a day as our shutdown has run over. Now home to prep the track bike for it's first run!