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Hey...

Yeah

This is great!!!! LOLOL.

Right. Oh
I just read it back.

I meant to say, the Pink Polar Bears aren't great. For me, I think the Tia Maria pushes it over the edge of being a palatable drink.

And whilst this signs like I'm almost compus menus, be aware that getting this post right has taken me and predictive text as the least 10 minutes to stop touted.

Damn it.

Signs = seems

as the = at

stop touted = Sorry, I've got no f*cking idea what I meant by this.

No, please continue.

Are you using your phone in the mess bar? Ring that bell!

I'm alive.


Surprisingly.


I saw some sights I do not wish to see ever again, and as you probably gathered from previous posts, the Pink Polar Bear was not my tipple of choice, although it wasn't terrible.

All the wine and port was demolished. I believe the twofers was smashed as well.

But because I got home earlier than I normally do after a session, I've had plenty of sleep and I feel fine this morning.

Well, fine-ish.

Just remembered Jaegerbombs were also involved at some point.

You did well to survive. Shots kill me.

Jaeger shots are so smooth they creep up on you...you know what I mean?....with a harsh taste, you expect a similar reaction?? Good whisky will do that to me....none of that Jack Daniels stuff.

I sense a relapse coming on.

Purity Gold. This stuff seems to be everywhere

Lagavulin.

a couple of pints of plum porter

baileys on ice

After a full day in London with the kids, I well be drinking anything I can get my hands on

D6Nutz wrote:After a full day in London with the kids, I well be drinking anything I can get my hands on

I found 2 cans of Special Brew on the tube home was about right

After last week's shenanigans, I would fully expect me never to want to drink again.

However, Christmas party tonight and I'm working the bar.
A £10 "Entertainment Fee" will net you all the drinks you want, bar snacks, more drinks, pizza, even more drinks and all week various people have been saying they'll be bringing various tipples in that we probably shouldn't be drinking.

Port, Captain Morgans, Jaegermeister, some form of JD, something I can't even remember the name of...
It's all coming and we're not allowed to sell spirits. If we give it away as a free raffle prize however...




Once again, I expect to be fully awful in the morning, upon which I shall be teaching students the 27mm Mauser Gun functioning principles...

Your poor liver

I had a nice heritage stout last night. Sadly I was driving so I could only have the one.