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We get cards?

Cav wrote:My gf is a sex pest.. no joke. I'm exhausted most nights and she just won't leave me alone #FirstWorldProblems

So sad for you

If you need any help....

Well yeah....but if that's if there's only one girl in the bed. Two girls will tire any man.

D41 wrote:Well yeah....but if that's if there's only one girl in the bed. Two girls will tire any man.

Not if you leave them to it and watch. Plenty of time to catch your breath.

I appreciate the offers guys but I'm not going to accept any of them for now

Lolz!!

Not necessarily today, but all this week, the M25 has been an utter cnut to be anywhere near!

All the rusting POS cars that normally do the school run, are busy attempting to cart kids to theme parks, shopping malls or "the seaside" as a "Day out", then promptly break down, get in the wrong lane or worst of all crash into some other equally useless oxygen stealer, thereby screwing up the motorway for hours while the coppers/vosa wander aimlessly around looking at each other and the culprits looking for inspiration.

Seriously though, School Holidays are like amateur hour for motorway driving, but with the current poor level of funding I can't see anything changing anytime soon.
I know Frankie has ranted about this, but it probably accounts for 50% of my stress levels on an everyday basis, I'm glad I've got a week off as of tomorrow evening.

Sold something on ebay.

Guy wanted to collect this morning at 930am.

Not ideal as we are going out and was a rush to dismantle the item 12 hours after winning the auction.

He's an hour late as I type

Blade wrote:Sold something on ebay.

Guy wanted to collect this morning at 930am.

Not ideal as we are going out and was a rush to dismantle the item 12 hours after winning the auction.

He's an hour late as I type

That's a piss take mate. Personally he best have a good reason for being late.

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One and half hours late because he had a late night playing poker last night.

No problem mate 4 people only had there morning wasted waiting around for you

He should of set his alarm in my opinion Blade, he knew he had to go to someone's he doesn't know he should respect the other person, different if it's to do with traffic but just not setting his alarm and allowing someone else to wait around isn't on.

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I would probably have waited until he got there and then just told him the stuff was sold. People think you're a fecking storefront and then want bargain prices....you can't have it both ways.

BUT.....overall my eBay experiences have been very good.

Oh.....and it's nearly 1 a.m. and I've just woken up after the "30 minute nap" I started after lunch.

Fcuuuuuuuk!!!!!#####.

Having to pay William & Mary £17500 to fund a war with the French

Haven't ranted about UK driving standards for a few weeks. Just getting worse and worse. This morning white van Cnut swerves on my side of the road as he twats about with his phone.

Last night some Cnut in a Mondeo who drives on the bumper of any other driver who dares to drive slower than him.

Last week I was riding along a bus lane when driver turns right through one lane of traffic then across my path, with his head down looking at the phone in his lap. He didn't see me at all.

Weird I just logged on to vent the same thing.

I don't commute on the road and have not ridden my bike for nearly 6 months so the last 3 days which I have been on my bike or running the kids around has been shocking.

Had many people on my side of the road, plenty of people who can't drive more than 27mph in a national speed limit if the road is anything but dead straight, people over taking on blind bends, nearly been tboned as white van pulls out of a t junction without stopping or even looking, acts of road rage over nothing by people who you would think know better, wing mirrors nearly removed on countless ocassions by people going for gaps that don't exist.

No body has any patients, no one will let you out even if doing so would not slow there journey.

It's genuinely painful to drive on our roads today.

Standards are shockingly low, people are so inpatient and so angry it makes me glad I use public transport a lot. God knows how you commuter's cope with this sh1t on a daily basis.

The not waiting to let people out is the worst trait of all in some ways. Every night when I wait to pull off the driveway at work and even though the feckers cannot go anywhere soon, they still don't have the courtesy to let me out. Even had nobheads block my exit when they still won't be moving anywhere for a minute or two due to the queue.

Not so much vent as crawl under a rock and die.

Was sat in John Lewis yesterday looking at curtains with a very helpful lady. I was looking at something for my lads room but noticed they had a 20% sale on over easter. I commented we had had a quote for some made to measure curtains previously and could she check if the fabric would be in the sale.

She asked me the fabric. This is where it goes wrong. I said yes no problem I have a photo of the sample.

When I scroll through the gallery on my phone a whatsapp picture appear's a mate had sent as a joke. There in all its glory is a naked young lady just about to straddle a photoshopped huge 3 foot monster black cock

Now either the nice helpful lady in John Lewis didn't notice or it was such an everyday occurrence to her she didn't even blink

Stook in the embarrassing situation of being with a strange lady and an image of a 3 foot monster black cock I did what all quick thinking fools do, I poured petrol on the fire and phoned the wife