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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Jul 2020, 11:58
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 03 Jul 2020, 12:26
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 07 Jul 2020, 10:42
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 08 Jul 2020, 22:24
by Stonesie
Borrowed from Reddit
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 14 Jul 2020, 08:47
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 20 Jul 2020, 13:17
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 20 Jul 2020, 21:35
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 21 Jul 2020, 21:59
by D6Nutz
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Just read the reviews......

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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 22 Jul 2020, 02:45
by D41
"hot lava flow of liquid stool..."

(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 22 Jul 2020, 04:22
by kiwikrasher
D6Nutz wrote:https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM

Just read the reviews......

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I read far more of those reviews than I intended, spend the whole of my lunch break LMAO (lol)

I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 22 Jul 2020, 06:51
by C00kiemonster
D6Nutz wrote:https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM

Just read the reviews......

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:D :D :D

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 23 Jul 2020, 11:42
by kiwikrasher
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks
“Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shop keepers heart melts.

He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says,
“Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there..?”

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers . .

“I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc”

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 23 Jul 2020, 21:09
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Jul 2020, 09:27
by duke63
:D

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Jul 2020, 12:46
by Blade
Stonesie wrote:
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You got an address (lol)

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 27 Jul 2020, 20:56
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 29 Jul 2020, 21:18
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 29 Jul 2020, 23:58
by kiwikrasher
That really needs a reflux system to get a good cut

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 30 Jul 2020, 08:10
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Aug 2020, 20:32
by D41
Radio.... (music) (music) (music)

1st girl...."Don't you just love the new Justin Bieber song?"

2nd girl...."That's Miley Cyrus."