A little competition

Post by **Monty** » 03 May 2016, 15:47

I've just got to page 15 and no mention of Tank Slap

Post by **D41** » 03 May 2016, 15:57

Yep...checks out......"oil" & "massage" were the exact words I used way back when....

I think 'Tankslap' is such a unique and little known word....pretty much only ever comes up in bike circles, and even then only very rarely, 'cos even bikers rarely have them.

I'll even wager that HD riders are more familiar with the term....those ape-hanger bars are notorious for causing a slapper...hence why you seldom see them on Harleys these days.

Post by **Itchy** » 03 May 2016, 18:20

Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil

(Just keeping it in the top ten!)

And if I could combine my answer with the actual answer, that would be awesome!

Post by **Blade** » 03 May 2016, 18:25

Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam

Post by **Itchy** » 03 May 2016, 18:28

Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam

I'd take that to have a crack at Candice!

Post by **Blade** » 03 May 2016, 18:33

Don't worry Itchy I'm in the Van with you buddy

Post by **D41** » 03 May 2016, 20:11

Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam

Mini-Vaning (Vanning??) ..???

Do I even want to know what that means???

Post by **Rossgo** » 03 May 2016, 21:23

Hahaha love it!!

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Post by **kiwikrasher** » 03 May 2016, 22:01

Is it because durex massage oil goes hand in hand with the non biker Tankslap event?

Post by **Kwacky** » 03 May 2016, 22:31

No idea. I always go in dry.

Post by **Itchy** » 03 May 2016, 23:13

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 03 May 2016, 23:17

Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.

You brute, but the duct tape make sense now.

Post by **Blade** » 04 May 2016, 07:24

Itchy wrote:

Skills Itchy

The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.

You can tell your in the RAF Itchy

Post by **Blade** » 04 May 2016, 07:25

Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.

That's a lie

you told me you used TEARS as lube

Post by **Itchy** » 04 May 2016, 08:33

Blade wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Skills Itchy

The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.

You can tell your in the RAF Itchy

Why thank you!

Post by **Kwacky** » 04 May 2016, 08:44

Blade wrote:
Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
That's a lie you told me you used TEARS as lube

That's for victim 2 and only if victim 1 is conscious enough to realise what is happening and the tears start flowing.

Post by **Blade** » 04 May 2016, 09:04

In that case just use Blood

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 04 May 2016, 09:15

I'm red carding Kwacky and Blade

Itchy gets man of the match

Post by **Itchy** » 04 May 2016, 09:21

kiwikrasher wrote:I'm red carding Kwacky and Blade

Itchy gets man of the match

Post by **D41** » 04 May 2016, 15:47

I am SOOOOO wishing I hadn't asked.

How do people come up with this stuff??

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