Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Lancashire maybe flooded but in true grit style the county cricket team plays on 
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Re: Joke of the day
This probably shouldn't be funny but had me laughing out loud to myself:
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Re: Joke of the day
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I left my computer on and my lad put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.
It looks like I'm going to end up buying Aston Villa.
It looks like I'm going to end up buying Aston Villa.
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Re: Joke of the day
That's funny but I bet you told him offKwacky wrote:Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I left my computer on and my lad put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.
It looks like I'm going to end up buying Aston Villa.
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Re: Joke of the day
TonyB wrote:You need to email the seller and they remove the bid for you.
......FAIL!!!!!!! That was epic!!
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Re: Joke of the day
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.
The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.
They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'
The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.
They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'
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Re: Joke of the day
I am SOOOO stealing that one....great one-liner!Kwacky wrote:I just called the Rape Advice Line
Apparently it's for victims only
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