What are you doing today ??

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 03 Feb 2016, 15:07

Monty wrote:She does seem to like getting her buns out

Not the biggest in the bakery though are they?

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 15:09

They suit her frame, though, I'd say. She looks a tiny thing.

I'm disappointed by the lack of currants, tbh.

Post by **Kwacky** » 03 Feb 2016, 15:11

Wade in. You know you want to.

Show her pics of your 3 bikes and ask her if she prefers fast and hard, wide and slow or small but versatile

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 15:15

Kwacky wrote:Wade in. You know you want to.

Show her pics of your 3 bikes and ask her if she prefers fast and hard, wide and slow or small but versatile

I wonder how many times a day she hears that sort of thing?

Nevertheless, I might do it after lunch, just for your entertainment.

Post by **Kwacky** » 03 Feb 2016, 15:27

Pretty much everytime she posts a semi nude photo I would have thought.

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:29

Innit. Also, she's about 12.

Post by **Cav** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:42

Who are we talking about...

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:46

A sort on twitter, who Kwacky thinks I should pursue, but in the interests of not getting my fragile ego bruised when she rebuffs my advances, I ain't going to.

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:47

I'm actually being really mean. There are millions of instagram accounts of perfectly normal people who post pictures not much less revealing than that lasses'. Including mine, occasionally.

Post by **Cav** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:57

What's her account name? I'll check dat b"tch out for a bro!

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 16:57

Cav wrote:What's her account name? I'll check dat b"tch out for a bro!

@biker_barbie

Post by **dogbot** » 03 Feb 2016, 18:37

Are we sure that she doesn't read this board!??

Post by **Kwacky** » 03 Feb 2016, 19:35

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 03 Feb 2016, 20:41

Kwacky wrote:100%

The language is too advanced, judging by her posts.

Post by **Frankie** » 03 Feb 2016, 22:00

Sitting in a old stately home type gaff overnight, sick of holiday inns and premier inns, looking for these weird and wonderful pads to stop in as I go around This year. Well until I get bored and want familiar again lol....
I am in the middle of nowhere in deepest Norfolk lol.....

Post by **Monty** » 03 Feb 2016, 22:06

Mate try renting apartments, I've stopped using hotels almost altogether and it actually works out cheaper. Plus you can order a takeaway and veg out on the sofa or buy food and cook yourself.

booking.com or airbnb.com

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 04 Feb 2016, 08:51

dogbot wrote:So, are we still saying I should hit on her?

Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...

"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"

I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...

I was interested at her pics but totally put off by her actually tweets. You could still smash it for practice dogbot

I don't think I'm even going to bother with online dating. I've got a couple of leads, will see how they go. With my work roster I don't think it's going to be much more than casual encounters for me for a fair while.

Meanwhile today I've signed up two mortgages, and reviewed the first draft of the seperation agreement and filled it with mark ups. Let's see how it comes back.

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 04 Feb 2016, 09:03

kiwikrasher wrote:
dogbot wrote:So, are we still saying I should hit on her?

Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...

"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"

I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...

Meanwhile today I've signed up two mortgages, and reviewed the first draft of the seperation agreement and filled it with mark ups. Let's see how it comes back.

I remember it only too well. Good luck to you.

If it's any consolation, it's the best piece of paper I ever got signed and you can then start to move on properly.

Post by **Kwacky** » 04 Feb 2016, 09:39

I've got a multi party mechanical engineering case on, so I've got the spend the day cross referencing all the statements I've drafted against the technical expert reports and volumes of documents to make sure I've not missed anything. Deep joy.

On the plus side I'm having my sports massage this evening. http://sculptedhealthandfitness.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 04 Feb 2016, 09:41

C00kiemonster wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote: Meanwhile today I've signed up two mortgages, and reviewed the first draft of the seperation agreement and filled it with mark ups. Let's see how it comes back.
I remember it only too well. Good luck to you.

If it's any consolation, it's the best piece of paper I ever got signed and you can then start to move on properly.

Cheers mate, I'm just looking forward to this constant tension headache disappearing and move back into the house.

Then buy a decent bike without having to ask anyone for permission!

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