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Go in full kawasaki team kit and get a henna tattoo with the river symbol on your chest. I reckon that should swing it (happy)
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This would look good 8) and to add drama do a huge burn out on the ten in the car park and when the Kawasaki Manager walks out to see your mind blowingly impressive skills emerge from the cloud of smoke bare chest displaying this beauty (lol) job nailed there and then (raaar)

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But thats a gsxr? Theyd ask him why he wasnt wearing flip flops and dack him immediately
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He fell off his Gixxer and as he was only wearing a t shirt and shorts all the skin got ripped off.
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Is it just me or has that gsxr got eyes and a mouth?
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DaytonAndy wrote:Is it just me or has that gsxr got eyes and a mouth?
no its definitely got eyes
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I thought it was kawasaki at first but your right it's a dam gixer.
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Regardless, as tattoos go it's pretty shit.
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Cant you borrow your mate's H2R and turn up for the interview on that, perkles?
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What i want to know blade is how you found that tattoo on google what were you searching for "men with tattoos" ???

And goooooooood luck perkles you will kill it
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rocket wrote:What i want to know blade is how you found that tattoo on google what were you searching for "men with tattoos" ???

And goooooooood luck perkles you will kill it
A gentleman never discloses his sources Rocket (smoking)
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You do release Rocket to be a true member iof the Ducatisti you will also have to have the mark (happy)

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Just relax and be yourself - if its meant to be, it will :)
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Good luck for tomorrow.
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Good luck :)
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Definitely Good luck. All the best
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good luck :)
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May the Force be with you. Oh, and good luck too! ;)
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Turn up with an 80s getto blaster pop this on, do a bit of body popping and sit back and wait for the job offer. Fool proof!

[video]http://youtu.be/PcvT6Zqa2Ps[/video]

Good luck dude
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Hope it went well today
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