Crime or the Plot for a Porno?

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Crime or the Plot for a Porno?

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A man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by three women who collected his semen in a cool box and stealing it before abandoning their victim - and the method is part of a growing trend.

The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint.

The trio then drove him 500km away and fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become aroused, so they forced him to drink an 'unknown substance' from a bottle to aid him.

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i read about this today,why did they need to drive 500kms ? its total bullcrap
wish it would happen to me though :)
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Interesting though. If you had three women armed with a gun ordering you to get a hard on, would you be able to perform or not?

I guess it depends on the three women.
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Perkles wrote:i read about this today,why did they need to drive 500kms ? its total bullcrap
wish it would happen to me though :)
Ha ha ha ha ha - and in response to dukes comment..... Do you really think that three woman who do this are gonna look hot (facepalm) (tmi) (rolf)


Refering back to Perkles comment - me too (giggle)
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500 kilometers, that's totally outrageous!
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Re: Crime or the Plot for a Porno?

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Monty wrote:500 kilometers, that's totally outrageous!
Yes but the anticipation may have helped :)
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I know what my reaction would be if someone played with me for 500km


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i would last 500 metres max
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I once managed Anglesea to Stoke with similar results, but to be fair I was actually driving
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Monty wrote:I once managed Anglesea to Stoke with similar results, but to be fair I was actually driving
How did you manage to steer with tissues in one hand and your todger in the other?
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Tissues? Seriously?
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Oh, you were just going to spray all over the dash and steering wheel.
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Nope I actually made it home. It was 20 years ago, probably wouldn't make it over the Menai Bridge theses days
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Monty wrote:Nope I actually made it home. It was 20 years ago, probably wouldn't make it over the Menai Bridge theses days
Self taught delay tactics?

Not sure the Stoke to Angelsey method is in the Joy of sex. You may want to think about writing your own sex manual, Monty.
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I love guns.....
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I need a better job if you guys all have time to read about new plots of pornos while at work...I really messed up in life.[CONFOUNDED FACE]
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Re: Crime or the Plot for a Porno?

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I thought and hoped this had gone quiet.

I really don't like to talk about it ;)
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