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As it’s St David’s Day, someone in their infinite wit and wisdom has decided to compile a list of films with a Welsh slant to them. Nearly all are hilarious and a few are just pure genius... enjoy!

Dial M for Merthyr
Dai Hard
Cwtch 22
Pembrokeback Mountain
Oceans Tenby
A Fish Called Rhondda
9 1/2 leeks
Apocalypse Now In A Minute
The Rhyl’s Have Eyes
Bridge Over The River Wye
The Magnificent (River) Severn
Last Tango in Powys
There Will Be Blodwyn
Once Upon A Time In Haverfordwest
Breakfast at Myfanwy’s
Batteries Not In Clwyd
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barry’s
Huw Framed Roger Rabbit
Debbie Does Dowlais
Mad Max Boyce
Treforest Gump
All Quiet on the Wrexham Front
Sheepless in Seattle
Where Eagles Aberdare
An American Werewolf in Powys
The Karate Kidwelly
Live and Let Dai
Brecon Bad with Bryan Cranston
A Bridgend Too Far
Love Is A Menai Splendid Thing
Chitty Chitty Bangor Bangor
A Street Carmarthen Called Desire
Saundersfootloose...
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Seems topical, being Budget day today..:
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And for those Slappers who prefer it when Im not wittering on about politics..:Image

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And this year's winner of the annual Darwin Awards goes to...:

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(shocked) Wow - No way, Jose!!
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Went shopping a birthday present for my niece..

Is it just me ???

I did consider it, purely for a laugh, but I don't think her mum shares my "sense of humour" so decided against...
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Not really "a joke" as such, but fwiw it made me smile so I thought I would share..

Hope it's true.

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StMarks wrote: 17 Apr 2024, 14:16 Not really "a joke" as such, but fwiw it made me smile so I thought I would share..

Hope it's true.

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That's what I love about the Brit humour. A group of young lads actually risked their own lives to make that joke, and I bet they were p!ssing themselves all the way there.
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As far as I know that's a true story....at least, I heard about that back when I was still a bairn...I've always thought it was true. The RAF certainly used wooden bombs as part of their deception operations on the run-up to D-Day. Operation Glimmer, or something like that.....although Glimmer sounds like/suggests something more like the chaff dropping operation that also took place at that time.
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There is news being released at last, about the long awaited new Bond film.
The misogynistic attitudes from the origin of the franchise is (quite rightly imho) seen to be out of kilter with current attitudes.
So instead it is being very much targeted towards a market that is influenced by the woke brigade.
Bond will start the film as a man, however as the story develops he will transgender to a woman.
The film is to be called Cocktopussy
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The ultimate filtering bike is a vespa...
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