Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
My Wife left me. She couldn't put up with my erectile dysfunction any longer.
"It's okay", I told her, "I have no hard feelings".
"It's okay", I told her, "I have no hard feelings".
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Re: Joke of the day
I expect Monty will have promised he would stop.duke63 wrote:I thought your Sarah asked you to stop looking at those sites, Monty
Sadly though, he's utterly addicted and simply can's stop himself,,,,
No matter how hard he tries to restrain himself, he continues to be fascinated by anything to do with Matt Hancock...
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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
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