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A 16 foot great white attacks a boat. I don't think I would go back out to sea in anything smaller than a 100 foot boat after that.
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Thats awesome, Id love to dive in a cage with Great Whites

Random useless Troll nature fact but they have been finding more and more evidence that suggests Great Whites actually hunt in packs, as if the scariest fish in the sea wasnt scary enough lol, also Killer Whales have been filmed killing Great White sharks by flipping them upside down as once as shark is put in this position its body goes into an instant state of sedation and Killer Whales have learnt to do this.
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My random nature fact: Killer Whales are in fact dolphins.
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Let me join in,

Echo the dolphin was not real.
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Skippy the kangaroo couldn't speak English.
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Gentle Ben was actually a really nasty bastard.
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The voice calling on the Littlest Hobo was actually induced by the dog's addiction to LSD.
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(rolf) you guys crack me up!
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The reason Lassie was so good at finding people was because she was rescued from an international paedo ring who had trained her to find lost and lonely children they could abuse.
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id rather go round donnington naked than go in a shark cage
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You'll be saying Father Christmas isn't real soon ?
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Rudolf got his red nose from his cocaine addiction
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I'm Spartacus :)
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Much less terrafying to look at like this

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Cavetroll87 wrote:Much less terrafying to look at like this

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Lol
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Suárez the Shark

It didn't actually attack the boat like the headline suggests ... :^
It thought it was another MCN link for a moment ;)
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D6 wrote:Gentle Ben was actually a really nasty bastard.

Haha!!
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Cavetroll87 wrote:Thats awesome, Id love to dive in a cage with Great Whites

Random useless Troll nature fact but they have been finding more and more evidence that suggests Great Whites actually hunt in packs, as if the scariest fish in the sea wasnt scary enough lol, also Killer Whales have been filmed killing Great White sharks by flipping them upside down as once as shark is put in this position its body goes into an instant state of sedation and Killer Whales have learnt to do this.
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I thought this thread was titled "Real life Jews" (facepalm)
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