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My Doctor said, “What do you want first, the good news or the bad?"

I said, “Can I have the good news please?"

"Ok”, he said. “Congratulations, you're going to have a disease named after you!"
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For anyone that’s ever had phone calls from older parents about modern technology. ;)

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Well done TESCO, On the left, the last of the Christmas stock on special...

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You know this country is f*cked up when a 97 year old pensioner who has spent his entire life scrounging of the state can afford to be driving around in a brand new Range Rover.
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Why the f@ck is he still driving at 97 ?
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Oh...I expect his driving days will be over now that this has happened.
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What would have happened had he killed those in the other car? According to the radio earlier he pulled out of a side junction when the road was not clear.
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Waste of time speculating about something that didn't happen.

Now...tell us a joke??
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A mate of mine is a flat earther.

He decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove his point.

He came round in the end,.
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