Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
On the back the small print says "I break wind in your general direction, you English bed wetting types"
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Re: Joke of the day
That's Ok....the French wet the bed, they call it "bathing", the filthy buggers..
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Re: Joke of the day
I ran in front of a car today and got tired.
Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...
Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...
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Re: Joke of the day
Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex??
At least, the one I fcuked did....
At least, the one I fcuked did....
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Re: Joke of the day
Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.
'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'
said Fergie...
'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'
said Fergie...
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Re: Joke of the day
Only just saw this. Looks way to clean. But the sprocket wear is about right.kiwikrasher wrote:
Saw this and immediately thought of D6!
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Re: Joke of the day
If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter
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https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one apparently it’s frowned upon to swear at kids that aren’t yoursKwacky wrote:If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter
https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Joke of the day
Mrs Gee works with kids in a school, she’s been howling with laughter reading this, too true.
Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow.
Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow.
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Re: Joke of the day
I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!D41 wrote:You swore at someone else's kids??
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