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It even came in a pot.!Image

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I hope this is fake...
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I met a cross dresser from the Greater Manchester area


He had a Wigan address.
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Why can't Mickey Mouse use his helicopter in Scotland?

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Stonesie wrote: 28 Nov 2022, 21:30 I hope this is fake...

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Apparently it's real, and also gets some fairly decent reviews.
It's some sort of parody that derides ultra-conservatives.
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I don't know why, but this made me think of a fellow forum member.
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Season Greetings,

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman. :)

8:10 - A feminist passed by on her way to the shops and demanded to know why I chose to make a snowMAN, and not a snow woman. :^

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman too. 8)

8:17 - The feminist neighbor, returning from the shops, complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women. (giggle)

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. :?

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. (tmi)

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the fur hat and woollen scarf I had adorned my figures with. (facepalm)

8:28 - I was being called a racist because my snow couple are white. :x

8:31 - The Mullah and his cronies from our local mosque got wind, and turned up demanding the snow woman be covered up, (devil)

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. (yawn)

8:42 - My feminist neighbour complained again, that the the snow woman's broomstick needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. (smoking)

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. (gah)

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked by their stunning reporter if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Trying to diffuse the atmosphere, and impress her, I smiled and flippantly replied "Snowballs". - I am now branded a sexist. :(

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. (gah)

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. (sweat)

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. (swear)

By noon it had all melted, (whew)

Moral: This fuss all happened entirely because of snowflakes. (nod)
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kiwikrasher wrote: 15 Dec 2022, 07:14 4D4DDAE3-A2A2-4A70-8F0D-DE01442D8445.jpeg
This is LITERALLY you isn't it! :D
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Cav wrote: 15 Dec 2022, 08:32
kiwikrasher wrote: 15 Dec 2022, 07:14 4D4DDAE3-A2A2-4A70-8F0D-DE01442D8445.jpeg
This is LITERALLY you isn't it! :D
I’m not poor 😂
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I'm more interested in where they're going with the whole "Who's been a bad sea turtle?"-thing.

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kiwikrasher wrote: 07 Jan 2023, 10:42 Img...
Gerald Ratner, Famous for the worst PR in history..

Prince Andrew.:" What an amateur, watch this....."

Prince Harry, "fair one uncle nonce, but here hold my splff & watch this...."
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Just made me think of a nursery rhyme... "Noncy Poncy Spider"
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