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Fingers crossed I pick one up tomorrow.

Booked a one ticket to the big smoke so all going well will be driving home tomorrow in a new car

Coughed, sputtered, sweated, sneezed, and blew my nose.. This is not your average man-flu.

Nutz hope you get over it soon mate. Sounds nasty

What Rossgo said get well soon Nutz

On the train to London and it's rammed full. Moved seats twice as some people either really stink or are sneezing everywhere. Why is so many people's personal hygiene non existent

Blade wrote:On the train to London and it's rammed full. Moved seats twice as some people either really stink or are sneezing everywhere. Why is so many people's personal hygiene non existent

One of the reasons I HATE public transport.
I've been asked why I can handle going 200+ km's on a bike but I go into cold sweats about public transport. Because it sucks!

Trying to write complex MySQL queries with man flu.

It's a battle. And I'm losing.

dogbot wrote:Trying to write complex MySQL queries with man flu.

It's a battle. And I'm losing.

I'm struggling just to understand what you posted

MySQL is a database system, for storing lots of data in. Queries are what you write to get the information you require from the database.

In my case, the customer concerned uses it to store data from a piece of software called "Asterisk", which is a free PBX (Public Broadcast Exchange) for VOIP and other telephony. IE, for using a computer to make telephone calls. It uses the database to store CDR (called data records) from which customers run reports on what their agents and phone systems were doing.

Or, don't, if there's no records of that type, which is what I'm looking into now.

And finally, man flu is the stinking cold that's making my head hurt, eyes water and arms ache. Atishoo.



HTH!

Fwiw I extract SQL data files & import them into XL to work with them.
Tedious stuff.
On a positive note however, I've not got man-flu.

I'm slobbing out. I'ts 5.30 and Im in my dressing gown. The kids are doing their thing and my wife is sleeping.

Well after another bout of keep fit in the garage, ive had a shower and now im having a fecking large gin 'n' tonic !!!

Just walking past Carl Foggerty in reception

D6 wrote:Just walking past Carl Foggerty in reception

Can I start a rumour about him racing a 1050 Triumph Daytona in 2017 WSBK?

Working from home this morning, then dentists first at 2.30 then Docs at 4.30 for blood pressure & cholesterol check ups and hopefully find out about the hospital results.

Kwacky wrote:

D6 wrote:Just walking past Carl Foggerty in reception

Can I start a rumour about him racing a 1050 Triumph Daytona in 2017 WSBK?

1050? 1125 is allowed as a triple.

No one cares about details when you're making shit up

Just washed the car even though it had only been professionally valeted yesterday for collection.

I love OCD

No need to wash it. Rain is on it's way. I'm sure that will be just as effective.

Believe it or not D the picture in the other thread is before I washed it and I washed it in the rain i know I m mental

Two things I m good at; OCD and mid life crisis