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I want your drugs, my dreams are boring!

I was in my mum's pub at closing time. The pub was packed. I wasn't working but helped out collecting glasses. I was behind the bar when one of the customers insisted I had a pint.

It doesn't take much to work this one out.

Kwacky wrote:....It doesn't take much to work this one out.

You're obsessed with pubs.!


I'm sure she does mate, but perhaps try to drift onto the subject during you next visit.?

I had a Daytona 955i Centennial edition.

I blame Stonsie.

My wife had a dream that I'd kept pushing her and hitting her in bed so she shouted at me.

This morning she wasn't sure if she'd dreamt it or it actually happened.

Even when I told her it hadn't happened, she's still been in a huff with me most of the morning!

Ha ha ha, I had the something very similar with an ex.... She had the dog with me for a week, !!!! ffs!! reading this brought it all back. One thing getting blamed for something you did, not when the silly cow dreamt it!

I might of dreamt last night, I am not sure, I dont remember, one thing I do know I must have been in some tussle.... LMAO.... Woke up this morning with no bedding, it was all over the floor, even the sheet that fits snugly over the mattress was off!!!
I feel knackered this morning!

I went to a Dinosaur Jr gig, then took my wife to see the oldest street lamp in the world. It's in Mexico and it's only 5 foot tall (in my dream).

Kwacky wrote:I went to a Dinosaur Jr gig, then took my wife to see the oldest street lamp in the world. It's in Mexico and it's only 5 foot tall (in my dream).

Busy night then

Street lamps in Mexico??
...... That's how you know it was a dream.

I was at a funeral being held at a very large church. There was a big meal and loads of drinks happening in the church before the funeral took place. Rammstein was being played, rather loudly.

Sounds like a good one!

It does sound like a good one!

I was in Australia. I had a brand new speed triple. I parked it outside the hotel. By the morning someone had stolen the front forks and calipers.

Kwacky wrote:I was in Australia. I had a brand new speed triple. I parked it outside the hotel. By the morning someone had stolen the front forks and calipers.

Ha ha reading your dreams from the post history, a) you were either drinking the night before b) you need some therapy

"That's no dream! - That's a nightmare!!!"

Really bizarre dream last night.

Myself, Kwacky, Frankie and Nutz had gone to the IOM on bikes but on a sailing ship.

We didn't stay in a hotel but in a dormitory with other people.

One of the people staying there was a stunning looking woman dressed like the Scottish Widows woman but i could not tell if she was real or a ghost.
She was beckoning me towards her.

Then i woke up.

Disappointing ending

Monty wrote:Disappointing ending

That's what she said.

I was flying back from Australia, but before I could do that I had to scramble around to find someone to look after a young kangaroo I had been looking after.