Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Stupid Cow in a micra on the m25, 4 lanes, inside lane is for coming off the motorway and a bit slow, other 3 lanes flowing freely, now people always cut in last second but today the stupid cow literally STOPPED in the free moving lane to try and squeeze in to the que nearly causing a pile up behind her, completley oblivious to what shes done wrong the fooking muppet!!!!!

The standard of driving is literally pissing me off

Tuesday I saw so many people on their phones talking and even worse texting. Just don't understand the mentality of people

On Monday, walking on way to bank (card got swallowed) I was almost hit by a woman coming out of BP texting she wasn't even paying any attention and when she noticed me she had to slam on her brakes.

What is wrong with people

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EBay idiots with thicko questions.

Q Will these fit a e93?
A Yes the advert says so as long as later than 2009 facelift model.

Q Mines the 2007 will they fit.
A NO the advert says not. Look at the photos their rectangular. Go look at your car their oval. There not the same shape.

The cnuts that design and manufacture domestic appliances, not only have I been stung for a new fridge/freezer, the brand spanky replacement that turned up today p#ssed water all over the kitchen floor as soon as we turned it on. I am seriously ticked off and I have a deep desire to choke the life out of someone right now.

The weather.

91 fcuking degrees here today.....no breeze, no a/c, etc.....think if it's like this tomorrow maybe I'll go hit the movies...or even worse, the shopping mall.

I have had two enquiries for items for sale on various forums but no emails which the advert clearly states.

If people can't read I can't reply.

God give me strength. Selling things is painful. If it's not stupid questions it's something else.

Blade wrote:I have had two enquiries for items for sale on various forums but no emails which the advert clearly states.

If people can't read I can't reply.

God give me strength. Selling things is painful. If it's not stupid questions it's something else.

Soooooooooo tempting,,,,,,,,

But I'll resist, and not send an email with an 8mb image file attached saying "these are my brake pads, will yours fit? "

P.S. On a serious note mate, I do have a friend with a ZX10 & have printed off your parts/prices post to give to him when I next see him.

Cheers pal.

If I can get some photos sorted I might just eBay it all and let the auctions run to the end and answer no questions.

If people want to buy they place a bid..if they want to ask a stupid question they get ignored.

Kids ringing the doorbell every bloody 5 minutes for no real reason all day sodding long for 2 days solid.

Just come off nightshift and had 3 hours sleep last night and probably less the previous 2 nights. I don't think it's unreasonable to have a little peace in my own home.

The next kid to ring my doorbell is eating the bastard thing

Spanish pensioners at a buffet in a hotel, in massive feeding freenzied packs....

Lack of sleep, ive had to curb this message a lot coz there was a lot swearing running through my head during this but why the .... will my baby not ....... sleep!!!!! 3 ......... hours trying to get him to bed tonight!!!! He was knackered, he was falling asleep on the sofa as i got him home from hos nans and this!!! Weve had about 3 hours sleep each night since friday, If he is so ........ tired why the .... wont he just ........ sleep!!! hes reverted back to how he was at 6 months old, i just want a good nights sleep




P.s we know its coz hes teething and a bit under the weather and done everytbing we can, but as the title says i just needed to vent, it was scream or cry....maybe both

Feel for you man!

Look on the bright side Cavetroll....you could have had twi-......

nevermind......./

It only takes one, we had one with colic for 6 month. Never got more than 60 minutes sleep, really thought I was going to either die or kill someone!

Still awake......

Ebay sellers not answering my questions. Look pal, if you don't want to sell it, don't put it on ebay.

today....EVERYTHING! Drivers, the weather, reality TV, the news, politics, money, kids these days, adult life in general, make it stop!

Cavetroll... agreed 100%. At least you can just avoid reality TV and the news but everything else is kinda stuck.

The motorway was awful this morning and I'm thankful I left in plenty of time - there must have been 5x as many lorries as normal this morning, each as adamant as one another they were going to be at the front which meant all cars were forced into the fast lane for probably 3/4 of my journey in. I reached 70mph briefly

Biggest thing this morning was kids that step out in front of your car and just walk nonchalantly across the road as if they invincible or harder than my bonnet (was in the car today as dropped littleun off at nursery) No your not 'hard' my car is bloody hard and will hurt if I choose to prove it you annoting like chavvy pre pubescent scrotum