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Too many of those are spot on and heard on a regular basis.

Usually in my track day reports.
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Yep...they're all totally legit.
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I've genuinely heard or read a good proportion of those, might have used a few myself but I really couldn't comment.....
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......oh go on - force yourself
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I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse...

Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first.
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Donald Trump.

The End.
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This summer is looking to be a scorcher, most places were in the 90s today

Apart from Liverpool, which is never going to leave the 80s
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YouTube.

"Skydiving naked. pororo vines".

Lolz!!
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Think I watched that in the 90s
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Nope I was was wrong and thinking of this NSFW

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!
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I just bought a Darth Vader action figure for my son.

There's a warning on the box that says "Danger - Choking Hazard!"

Should I be worried??
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Stolen
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Kwacky wrote:Stolen
Doesn't make it any less funny (finger) whattda think, you own the bloody joint? :D
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That girl has definitely got the goods.

I'm in lust... (h)
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How many racist does it take to change a lightbulb?


None they're all in the dark.
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Yoinked from Facebook..

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