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So many options LOL
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How I feel living half a day ahead of you lot (lol)
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Holy fcuk!! How does that guy even work??

"Hi...I'm Dennis and I'll be your waiter this evening......"
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The Oscars

What was that all about?
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D41 wrote:Holy fcuk!! How does that guy even work??

"Hi...I'm Dennis and I'll be your waiter this evening......"
At least he'd be helpful if there was a fly in your soup (lol)
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I like the "spin" you put on that....../
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(puke)
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Burger!!!
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badly packed kebab
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Falafel.
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Hmmmm....something's a bit fishy....??
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Monty wrote:Burger!!!

With extra cheese...???
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D41 wrote:
Monty wrote:Burger!!!

With extra cheese...???
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And ketchup!!!!
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.........And this is exactly why most drive-thru windows close before the bars do.
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that's 10.30 in the morning.
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Ah!

That actually makes sense...kind of. There's a lot of people get confused over the menu switches. And a lot of fatties out there too, come to think of it.
I think she fits both criteria nicely.

And now I'm hungry at 3.00AM. F@ck!!!
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