Joke of the day

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LOLZ!!! That took a moment.
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I'm still hoping they'll take Farage for a quick spin in a Paris tunnel.
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Theres definitely an element of subtlety missing in his rhetoric. Isn't there???
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Are you trying to imply our Nige is a cnut!
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He's terrible.....even the valid points he makes he manages to ruin.

On the plus side my zero to the remote times have gotten better since he's been around...
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Monty wrote:Are you trying to imply our Nige is a cnut!
Any friend of Trump................ (smirk)
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..........Is a friend of yours??

Figures.
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What do you call an aquatic right wing mammal with a moustache?



Adolfin


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Spot the odd one out:

a. Gold
b. Animal hides
c. Olive oil
d. Madeleine McCann
e. Zinc
f. Silver
g. Copper











Answer: e Zinc was never traded around the Meditteranean.
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Lolz. That's cold.
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Monty wrote:
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Lol, haven't yet. I think I'll make some brownies...
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Beware the brownies lol. I remember from my student days they were notoriously difficult to dose right. As it has to be absorbed through the stomach it's very slow to take effect... so you'd have another one. We need a 'throwing a whitey' emoticon :D
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LOL Toilet hugging!
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DaytonAndy wrote:Beware the brownies lol. I remember from my student days they were notoriously difficult to dose right. As it has to be absorbed through the stomach it's very slow to take effect... so you'd have another one. We need a 'throwing a whitey' emoticon :D
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