Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

I refer to the Monday before I fly out to work as 'Mad Monday' as I always have about 2 days worth of stuff to achieve. Today it is on steroids.

So far got the kids to school, done 2 loads of washing and hung out, started housework. Into town to sign Separation Agreement with lawyer. Fill of mistakes. Ran the changes down to her lawyer, got new copies, ducked in to get my scripts and toiletries for Offshore and now back at lawyers to sign up.

Still got to get to Chiro, eat something at some stage, finish house work, sort the washing, pack all the kids stuff up, get them from school, do home work with them, get home once ex is home from work, pack for offshore and have a drink.

Then up at 5.30 tomorrow

Blade wrote:To cold to ride

What do these words mean, please?

Oh, today I am refusing to play games with last week's young lady. Meh.

Why do people have to be so **** confusing?

dogbot wrote:

Blade wrote:To cold to ride

What do these words mean, please?

Basically they mean there is little grip and I won't enjoy riding around between bolt up right and 20 degrees of lean freezing my nads off and watching my bike corrode underneath me as the salt eats it.

Today I will be mostly sitting in traffic, but it is too cold for the bike.

And I'm about to call another lawyer a liar at court, which has massive ramifications. But this bloke has been a dick for several years and it's time he was called out.

Fair enough. It was glorious - if cold - in the South West yesterday.

I had a great time out on my bike.

I like to have fun in the twisties dogbot so this time of year is rarely any good for my type of riding

Glad to hear you had a good ride though.

Taking a 190bhp zx10r for a bimble in icy conditions is like taking a prime race horse to Blackpool beach to ride kids back and to down the sea front all day Completely pointless

It's a good way to test the traction control.

It also sounds quite entertaining watching a racehorse riding kids up and down the beach

Blade wrote:I like to have fun in the twisties dogbot so this time of year is rarely any good for my type of riding

Glad to hear you had a good ride though.

Taking a 190bhp zx10r for a bimble in icy conditions is like taking a prime race horse to Blackpool beach to ride kids back and to down the sea front all day Completely pointless

Me too, but I didn't do that yesterday. Mind you, I did take the R1 out in the sideways rain and 50mph winds a week ago. So perhaps I'm just a little unhinged...

First day back at work. 408 emails waiting for me..... ugh. Holiday form submitted.

If it makes you feel any better, I have about 8000 since Friday. Pffft.

dogbot wrote:If it makes you feel any better, I have about 8000 since Friday. Pffft.

Sorry about that. When I read about your dating issues I put your email address on a few sites

Heh.

I wish. That's just all the customer and system alerts after the weekend. About 50% of those don't even need attention, just the guy who configured all those things doesn't know what he's doing. That'll change soon.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just off to sign Kwacky up for Filipino bride spam... via the post.

working from home again,industry has gone very flat at the moment its a bit worrying

We're looking at getting a welding robot - hook me up!

Cav wrote:We're looking at getting a welding robot - hook me up!

if your serious pm me your email address and I will come in and see you ,our welding robots are very good
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It's nice to know my trolling skills are good enough to make a solicitor lose his cool during a hearing

Went to see the Mona Lisa at the Loovre, bit of an anti climax to say the least. Took 2 hours to find and then had to look at it 15ft away because of the barriers. It's only a poxy thing too. Ah well....wine o clock!

Was down for a couple of hours today due to a part not turning up! What a ball ache that was, especially as we was running perfectly today! Roll on tomorrow!