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Another royal wedding

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I think I'll stay at home for this one :@ (facepalm) (gah)
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I'm bored of the coverage already.....
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I bet the daily mail is really confused - it's a royal wedding, do they can mention Princess Di loads of times, but his bride to be is divorced and not 100% white.
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Just watching sommit abiut it right now.....she's a really nice looking lass. Deserves better than a feckin' ginge, IMHO....but to be fair, he does always come across as a nice bloke.
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Yawn......
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Be happy for them, miserable gits!

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The ONLY thing that makes me happy about it is that it means we should all get an extra day off next year.
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Kwacky wrote:I bet the daily mail is really confused - it's a royal wedding, do they can mention Princess Di loads of times, but his bride to be is divorced and not 100% white.

Princess Di....or Princess Die...?
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I just can’t wait to get home and read the Daily Mail comments section. The cretinous wasocks will be froffing at the mouth!
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C00kiemonster wrote:Yawn......
This. Zzzzzzzz
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To be fair to Harry he seems to be about the most normal royal to appear since forever. Just a normal bloke who likes a good looking girl.

Bet she bangs like a barn door in a gale too. :D

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So let me see.....does this mean that if a whole bunch of Royals die off, you lot could end up with an African-American Queen??
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I’m pissed off, because of Harry she’s not in Suits and more, and the perve value has diminished greatly!!!
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D41 wrote:So let me see.....does this mean that if a whole bunch of Royals die off, you lot could end up with an African-American Queen??

It means we've got someone in line for the Throne who is an American. So we're going to be back in the driving seat.

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Psychiatric wards overwhelmed as Daily Mail readers try to like brown-skinned immigrant

Many Daily Mail readers have suffered severe mental breakdowns when faced with the idea of sycophantically fawning over someone they would normally be subjecting to thinly veiled racist abuse in the MailOnline comments section.
Dr Tinnock, head of Psychiatry at Tunbridge Wells Royal Infirmary said that his service was expecting more catatonic curtain-twitchers in the build-up to the wedding.

“It’s too much for them. On the one hand, Harry is their favourite royal after Philip because of that German uniform photo and because he’s machine-gunned Muslims from a helicopter.

“On the other hand, she’s not only a confident black woman but she campaigns for gender equality. They don’t have the mental flexibility to assess them as a couple.”

Simon Williams, a retired taxi-driver and avid Daily Mail reader, confirmed the difficulties his peers had with the engagement of the prince and the actress.

“It’s like eating a delicious meal then finding out it’s halal. And even when I pretend Meghan is just very tanned because of too much skiing, I’m still confused.

“She’ll be part of the aristocracy so a part of me will see her as innately superior and want to praise her lavishly for simply showing up and shaking hands with people.

“But she’s also a pretty female celebrity whose paparazzi pictures I would normally be staring at and calling a filthy whore during my angry wanking sessions when the wife’s off to the garden centre.

“And now Katie Hopkins has gone too. Life is just one big pointless joke, isn’t it?”
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That is pure gold. (lol)
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I live in Royal Tunbridge Wells, I should be insulted but I'm not haha
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Royal family is part of our history and future, I love having a royal family good luck to him

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I'm honestly not fussed one way or another about the Royal Family. There are good and bad points about them. I'm not arsed if they remain or if they're removed.
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