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That's My Boy

Postby Blade » 11 Sep 2017, 17:38

My 6 year old little boy has invited the 11 year old girl next door to his trampoline Birthday Party.

I asked why son ? I thought you would be hanging out with the boys. The answer I like her legs Dad (rock)

Fair play son (y) That's my boy ;)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Kwacky » 11 Sep 2017, 18:05

Proper skills there. Top work.
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Cavetroll87 » 12 Sep 2017, 09:22

nothing wrong with an older woman either, go on mini blade! dudes got style!
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby kiwikrasher » 12 Sep 2017, 10:08

(lol) love it

*mental note: watch out for Jorja getting dodgy party invites in the future (facepalm)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Blade » 12 Sep 2017, 14:50

Would it be wrong if I joined in and ask the milf mother out (giggle) purely just because she has nice legs......................and bum and boobies and face :P
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Monty » 12 Sep 2017, 14:59

Perfectly acceptable
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Blade » 12 Sep 2017, 15:06

Monty wrote:Perfectly acceptable


Unless the wife reads it as it's her mate (giggle)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Kwacky » 12 Sep 2017, 15:06

(ttiwwp)

Blade wrote:Would it be wrong if I joined in and ask the milf mother out (giggle) purely just because she has nice legs......................and bum and boobies and face :P
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Cavetroll87 » 12 Sep 2017, 15:44

I would go as far as to say that you HAVE to ask yummy mummy over, I mean she has to supervise her kid right?.... and THEN take pictures for us all ;)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Blade » 12 Sep 2017, 15:50

The whole estate is full of smoking hot milfs tbh (lol)

I just need someone with a problem with their boiler and I'll pop round in my overalls with some stillys and bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt (rock)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Deegee » 12 Sep 2017, 16:41

Cavetroll87 wrote:I would go as far as to say that you HAVE to ask yummy mummy over, I mean she has to supervise her kid right?.... and THEN take pictures for us all ;)


He wouldn't need to take pics if he set up a sneaky CCTV feed would he? (~) (bandit)

Jus' sayin'. :D
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Blade » 12 Sep 2017, 16:53

I can't risk the evidence working against me boys :P these situations call for disgression :)
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby D41 » 12 Sep 2017, 17:13

Yes you can...it's called "acceptable risk" or sommit.
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Cavetroll87 » 12 Sep 2017, 18:50

Prosecuting Lawyer : "Your Honour, i ask you to bare in mind not only did this man film local mothers for his own pleasure, but also to share the videos for the pleasure of members of an online biking forum. Because of this I ask you to consider the harshest sentance possible."

Although i think youll be fine, i imagine Kwacky will be your lawyer

Kwacky "Objection your honour, they were really really hot top totty, i saw the videos!"
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Deegee » 12 Sep 2017, 22:23

Cavetroll87 wrote:Prosecuting Lawyer : "Your Honour, i ask you to bare in mind not only did this man film local mothers for his own pleasure, but also to share the videos for the pleasure of members of an online biking forum. Because of this I ask you to consider the harshest sentance possible."

Although i think youll be fine, i imagine Kwacky will be your lawyer

Kwacky "Objection your honour, they were really really hot top totty, i saw the videos!"

Prosecuting Lawyer - "He has confessed previously to an extensive history in this area M'lud"

Blade wrote:I decided to go in a completely different direction and started my own company producing high quality films for an Adult audience.

My likes are hot woman, hot bikes, hot cars, filithy milfs and reading poetry as well as playing the tuba..
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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Deegee » 12 Sep 2017, 22:23

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Re: That's My Boy

Postby Rossgo » 21 Sep 2017, 15:29

He's a legend already!!

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