BBQ tongs....holy bejesus!!

[kiwikrasher]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l-facebook

[Kwacky]

I saw that on twitter.

Why would you share that on Facebook?

[kiwikrasher]

God only knows. There really isn't any reason to tell the world about that, especially if you are going to be a teacher.

[C00kiemonster]

Frankly they look like they deserve each other. Many a happy hour inserting things into his girlfriend

I wonder if they found other things they had forgotten about while they were there

[D41]

Honey...I found out where I musta parked the VW the other night....

[Kwacky]

Reminds me a time a girl asked me where the ice cream bounty bar was. I guess some girls have more feeling than others.

[Monty]

Honey...I found out where I musta parked the VW the other night....other night....other night....

[D41]

Hahaha!!

That took a moment.

[duke63]

Should have used a 12 inch black mamba then he wouldn't have had to let go.

I bet the A&E department were pissing themselves laughing.

[Kwacky]

one of the experts we use told me he went into private practice as he was tired of fishing things out of peoples bottoms.

"It is staggering the number of people who, naked in the house, stumble over and fall onto something which impales them in the anus"

[duke63]

A mate's auntie used to work in A&E and she used to tell the same stories. It seems its a common occurrence.

The best she was asked to remove was a Bramley apple. I think a Barbie doll was another.

Some people have a very strange way of having fun.

Apparently the nursing staff ALWAYS took a Polaroid though...obviously just for the files.

[Itchy]

I'm quite impressed that she can take seven inches up the dirtbox and still have room to get it lost.

Classy girl!

[D41]

Hmmmmm.....Richard Gere would love this thread.

Allegedly.

[kiwikrasher]

I'm quite impressed that she can take seven inches up the dirtbox and still have room to get it lost.

Classy girl!

And not be sure if it was still up there!

"We weren't sure if it had fallen out somewhere then I felt it vibrating in my stomach"

[duke63]

I put this on PB forum. Brilliant reading.

[Rossgo]

Dam I bet she's an animal when having sex!!