What do you want to vent about today?

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Still going on (gah)

I have a feeling I'm going to be rather clumsy in 4 hours time and then forgot something and go back to check....and then doubt myself again so have to go back and check again and all the time being rather heavy handed and clumsy .....................oh and then the OCD can kick in so go back to check I haven't left anything again and again and again .

God knows why but I have a feeling I will need to check everything about 10 times in the morning before I leave (devil)
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I may have accidently left my alarm clock going while having a shower once ;) (devil)
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Awesome idea @kiwi

My alarm is on now (devil) and I think I will take my time in the shower (happy)
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Some old bint who wants here muffin grilling not toasting.

The guy making my omellete has disappeared to grill her muffin and left my omellete to burn.

Pair off (swear)
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Was it her muffin being seen to that caused all the banging last night?
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Her muffin didnt need grilling it was dried out and healed over I reckon.

Silly old dear (blush) made my toast go cold too (wasntme)
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(puke)
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Nothing says 'Good Morning, World!' to your neighbors like Motorhead's Ace Of Spades....

On "11".....
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Blokes who use the urinals but insist on putting their hands behind their head while they pee.....what are they trying to say they have a massive wang and mocking splash back!!

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I've not seen that, Rossgo but what grates on me is when a bloke has one hand on their wanger then the other as high as they can possibly reach up the wall with their legs spread out uncomfortably wide and they insist on looking over at you every 3 seconds
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I think you guys may have been using the wrong toilets!
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Have you chaps been going cottaging?
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Brilliant responses!! I've seen it a couple of times, there was a bloke at my old work that used to do it then last night I noticed it again on someone, just thought to myself....what a w&ker

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Apparently Rossgo has been attending the George Michael School Of Dating.......
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Gravel driveways....

Just dropped the bike with Jess on the back, about 2 metres from where we started at about 1/2 km/hr. I was trying not to turn too sharp on the gravel and went out wide straight into about a half foot deep gravel patch and lost the front

Some light scratches on the front side panel and a few scarches on the pannier.

Jess has now come off her first bike. Hopefully that's the last time!
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Oh no Kiwi. Totally agree with gravel driveways also the fact the gravel also follows you onto the road as well causing problems for other motorist. Hope you and Jess are ok mate

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It's never pretty busy dropping your bike but I'm sure we've all done it at some point
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Me. It's official I have got fat. Saw someone last night who me and my partner haven't seen for around 2 maybe 3 years and she said...oh you been working out? she said I was skinny and small, now looking like I'm a boxer...i replied no I just got fat

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Look like a boxer??

Should've said "Yes" and then given her a left hook for being a gobby bint
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