... to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde ...

That's a bit of a journey....how long a drive is that for you???

I just walked out front to look for the cat &
found him hiding because there's two HUGE raccoons in the front yard. Now I'm hiding with the cat.

... other guy, who either stood off or held on. Unanimous decision to the other boxer. After the fight the promoter came up to Alex to congratulate him on his win. He watched the first two rounds and assumed that Alex was the winner Oh well. Such is life.

My son is fighting today so I'm providing a taxi service. I'm hoping to get to see him fight, but there's 30 fights starting from 3.30pm and he's not sure when he's supposed to be on.

... it while he watched the Gruffalo movie, fitted my new saddle while the food cooked, ate a delicious meal and then had an hour of playing with him and laughing so hard I thought I was going to die. He's now asleep in bed, I'm revising lean manufacturing processes and touching up a few weak ...

... Jorja (14) go-karting. It was the first time for all of them. Haydn picked it up pretty well and second session took me a few corners to lap him. Jorja was only a few seconds a lap slower and much faster than Jess (lol) First session was just us, but second session we were on with 6 guys ...

... some one has sat next to you while you drive you’d expect them to pick up at least a little knowledge? Not with Autism!!! First roundabout I got him to turn right at (luckily deserted area) he turns right indeed, and goes around the roundabout the wrong way!! 100% expecting exactly this from ...

... some one has sat next to you while you drive you’d expect them to pick up at least a little knowledge? Not with Autism!!! First roundabout I got him to turn right at (luckily deserted area) he turns right indeed, and goes around the roundabout the wrong way!! 100% expecting exactly this from ...

... some one has sat next to you while you drive you’d expect them to pick up at least a little knowledge? Not with Autism!!! First roundabout I got him to turn right at (luckily deserted area) he turns right indeed, and goes around the roundabout the wrong way!! Lesson for dad. Don’t assume he knows ...

... leg hitting the car and I might not have kept my right leg attached. I used to ride with a guy who had a similar accident but on his left, we call him 'Peg Leg' and his bikes have an electronic gear shifter fitted. (shocked)

... He was literally asleep riding the bike! Other people noticed and found it hilarious but obviously I couldn't go down the downhill trail with him asleep so I had to get him off the bike, eat some food and have a walk about for 20 minutes. We then had the best time descending and he was laughing ...

... really well and yesterday we went mountain biking before having visitors to see the pups. He was really sad when the visitors left though bless him. We finished off with the best curry I've had in a long time topped off with mango chutney on poppadoms, naan and onion bhajis.. bloody marvelous!

... https://i.imgur.com/Tpp5hkl.jpg The dealer I bought this car from promised repeatedly that the timing belt was new... I'm glad I didn't trust him as this was the original Volvo belt and quite well worn. Thinner teeth compared to the new one and very floppy. And yeah, my neighbours think I'm ...

... into dip in the road I saw a van being over taken by a Ferrari dropping into another dip separated from me by a crest between us. I barely saw him move out before he disappeared from sight. It instantly became apparent it was likely I would meet him head on at the top of the crest. So I braked ...

Teams interview for a Project Engineer role went well today. Spoke with the recruiter afterward and gave my feedback, they're likely to get back to him by the end of the week allegedly. I think the role is a good future prospect as it's a firm introduction into leadership. Closer to home than the ...

... lasted 8 minutes. 8 fecking minutes before he relays the message through a colleague that work he was taking off me is back on my lap. I just need him to stop interfering.

... estimated between 3-5 hours for someone to get to me. A quick ask in the petrol station and they suggested a local mobile car tyre guy, so gave him a call.. 45 mins later he had been and plugged the tyre and I was back on my way.. Screenshot 2023-09-05 at 19.09.27.png This was roughly the out ...

Cav wrote:For someone so subdue in person, you ride like a fricking hooligan! Hahah!!!

Subdued? Frankie? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

You obviously haven't seen him on the road... Good help you if you cut him up.

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... He rang me just before the end of my shift today to ask how my week went. I laughed and asked if he was serious... he was. I opened up and told him about the VP and he didn't have anything to say. Needless to say I'm very much looking forward to my interview on Tuesday.

... really know, can we.? What is safe to assume though, despite all the contacts and money, if he did pull off such a stunt & the world believed him to be dead & buried... If he did,,, ,,,,he would still spend the rest of his life waiting for that day when his past eventually found him.!